My apologies for not writing sooner. It seems as though I had no sooner wrestled you to safety than other elements in my life decided to cause trouble.
I hope that the program finds you well. Don’t make that face, and don’t deny that you’re making it, if you care to write me back.
This was the best solution for everyone. Specifically for you, for your continued health and wellness, as well as for my peace of mind. Contrary to appearances you are actually the most important thing in my life. It would cause rather a lot of problems, and not an inconsiderable amount of emotional stress on my part, were you to die.
This incident has forced to reevaluate much of our relationship. In that light, I have taken certain steps so that, moving forward, we can prevent something like this from happening again.
Firstly, you should know that I will never forgive you for making me watch your cat. He is old and lazy and frequently sits in my lap as soon as I have decided that I need to stand, making me late for more than one appointment. I have also had to resort to taking him to work with me, for fear that Bella may take out one of her worst impulses on him, and he has positively dominated a good corner of my office, and my best chair. I am currently writing to you from the uncomfortable chair I keep for those who displease me, and your cat looks absolutely unrepentant. I’m not sure what I expected from the beast, but it wasn’t this level of entitlement.
Second, in anticipation of you taking him back when you return, I have purchased a kneazle kitten for you. I doubt St. Paul has many years left in him, and you could use something young and energetic to take up your time and keep you from descending into dark thoughts. One of the medi-witches overseeing your case told me that animals can be crucial to maintaining good mental health, so I have acted on her advice without consulting you. You have a kitten now, and you cannot return him.
(Bastille, I swear on the Virgin Mary that if you do not burn this letter immediately, or share this confession with anyone, I won’t give you St. Paul back...)
Thirdly, I have also gotten a kneazle. Specifically, the mother of your kitten, as I have hardly the time or energy to look after a baby. She is La Belle Madonna, and I blame you entirely for her presence in my house. I confess she was impulse purchase, when I realized how much I will miss your fuzzy orange demon, and I am still unhappy at finding myself both susceptible to impulse and small fuzzy animals, both weaknesses which I did not believe I suffered from.
Lastly, I have taken it upon myself to institute a new family tradition. We are the legacy of the Lestrange family, and it is time we started acting as a united front. You, Bellatrix, and I, will therefore have dinner together once a month. This is non-negotiable, and in addition to the weekly meetings I’ve already set up with your psychiatrist for you.