CALIN FOR THE MEME THING THOUGH THEY ARE SO NOT DOMESTIC
ur literally the reason i reblogged that B))
send me a pairing and I’ll tell you who:
falls asleep on the couch
uhm tbh i feel like this is cain?? he'll be working hard thinking abt stuff & just pass out whereas lilian (i cant remember her actual name smh @ me) stays up for 6 years & then sleeps for a month or st lmao
makes friends with the neighbors
neither omg they'd both hate them if they haven't scared them away already
is the adventurous eater
i feel like they would have competitions to see who could eat the grossest shit & cain would always win
hogs the covers at night
LILIAN literally she will steal all the covers & if cain goes 2 get more she will steal those too not even on purpose just bc she moves around a lot when she sleeps & pulls them closer to her
forgets to do the dishes
lilian OBV she's the type of person to eat 6 things at once but use a different dish for all of them & then leave them all wherever she was sitting lmao what a slob
tries to surprise their partner more often
i dont feel like either of them would be like romantic w their surprises??? lilian would try 2 like scare him all the time which is sort of a surprise except she does it so often it literally never works & cain would probably bring home ppl for her to torture if that counts as a surprise idk ((2 ppl who do not kno that are reading this: cain & lilian are demons so. its not that fcked up when u think abt it ok))
leaves dirty laundry on the floor
lilian obv cain would tell her 2 clean up her shit & she'd just be like "mkay maybe later" and then never do it also she's the type of person to change her outfit 6 times per day & just leave the clothes she decides not to wear in a pile on the floor & then complain that she has no clean clothes jeeze
stays up til 2 AM reading
cain tbh & lilian would wake up like every 20 minutes & whine @ him to come to bed or turn off the light or st
sings in the shower
neither???? i dont think anyway lilian might sing rlly loudly & off tune if cains around just 2 annoy him but probably not often or only when she's mad @ him or st
takes the selfies
lilian FLIPS OUT when she learns abt selfies & bugs cain 2 take one literally every 6 seconds if she had an instagram account the entire things would be bad selfies lmao
plans date night
neither?? they dont have date nights tbh but if they did probably cain bc lilian would just order take out & call it good lmao