warm beer and cold women {rebranded iii} || pax & honor
[Skinny, skinny legs. Like, unreasonable. Toothpicks, more, actually. They make very little sense; from all her knowledge of human physiology, this person ought to be crumpled up on the ground. There’s no way such noodles can support a frame. She scans upward, gradually fixing Pax with a completely serious, if somewhat wobbly stare.]
[She has plans to warn him about how ridiculous and inappropriately proportioned his skinny man-legs are, but she's distracted by a more pressing concern before she can.]
What th’hell happened...
...to your wig.
[That sounds accusatory---’cause it is.]
I. LIKED. IT.
[She may be... slightly... intoxicated. Because: party.]
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