#c:tit

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Nik: What did I tell you about lying?

Tit, sadly: It only works on mom.

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Tit: Eh, don't be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married-

Vik: Still in love with?

Tit/Dimitri: Yeah.

Vik: I'm not in love with Nessa!

Dimitri: Oh. No, no. Good!

vik: Guys, I'm not going to Nessa's wedding because she is my ex-girlfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because I'm still in love with her! I mean, hey, y'know, I like Nessa as much as the next guy. You know, clearly I have feelings for her, but feelings don't mean love! You know, I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ness, yeah! But, I have... I have, you know, continuing feelings of love, but that doesn't mean that... that I'm still in love with her. Y'know? I have... I have sexual feelings for her, but I do love her... Oh! Oh my God! Oh my... why didn't you tell me?

Dimitri: Well, because we thought you knew, it's so obvious! That would be like, you know, telling Uncle Sungjae "hey, you know, you like being called daddy!"

Tit: Yea- wait uncle Sungjae likes to be called daddy?