voldemort/draco (bartolome/satan)
Who was the one to propose:
"hey shitweasel wanna get matching rings"
Who stressed more over wedding planning:
bartolome, because they couldn’t find anything Cool and Sick to wear to beat lucifer in The Game
Who decorated the house:
it was kinda already there but if u look very closely there are selfies of them everywhere
Who does the cooking:
they make val do it
Who is more organized:
l u c i f e r
Who initiates bedroom fun:
who DOESN’T
Who suggested kids first:
well sephiel did kinda turn up and ruin that so
Who’s more dominant:
lucifer probably but bartolome doesn’t like to Admit this
Who’s the cuddler:
bartolome. Well Done, Draco
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.
it usually turns into a pile of whoever else is there but bartolome is making lil spoon noises
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:
annoying val lbr
Who cooks:
make val do it
Who comes home drunk at 3am:
both of them. Twins. bartolome more tho
Who kills the spiders:
probably lucifer bartolome would Scream
Who falls asleep first:
neither. stay awake Forever. last one to fall asleep wins
A head canon:
they’ve gone to earth for Amazing Fancy Dates at least four times and ended up eating shit take out and banging in a shit hotel
Do they have any “rituals”?
it normally involves the weirdest fucking foreplay in existence preceded by “hello potion seller”
Who is louder?
they stop fucking in order to scream in each other’s faces to Prove they are louder
Who is more experimental?
probs bartolome neither of their Original babes are that experimental even if they are in a threesome
Who takes more risks?
both of them. it’s another competition
Do they fuck or make love?
Why Not Both
Lights on or off?
off, because bartolome is convinced satan’s eyes glow in the dark and is still testing this
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
it depends if they want to be walked in on or not
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
i mean they got together bc of a threesome so
Who comes first?
whoever loses the competition that day
Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
satan has a forked tongue
Who is more submissive?
probs bartolome but it depends on the day
Who usually initiates things?
both mostly
Who is more sensitive?
bartolome says Satan, this may or may not be a lie
Who has the most patience?
death
Which kinks do they share?
well a death kink for one a lil bit of collaring for two