couldn’t find it online and i wasn’t gonna pay to watch it on amazon, then i downloaded it but then microsoft didn’t want to run the file. anyways, it ended up working
ooh second coming this second coming that, all jesus really did was play cards. with a man who admitted to not caring about his kids. wow. that’s cinema right there.
it was SO out of character for me. aziraphale was pissing me off constantly. dude you left for YEARS then after (years of) NO CONTACT you come down to Earth and basically DEMAND crowley (the person who is miserable because of YOU) to help you.
and also crowley. he gave up on basically everything. he told brian to take the bentley. THE BENTLEY. aziraphale saying some “our car” shit, brother that’s crowleys HOME.
back to jesus. oh my goood so sweet loved him, wish he had some more screentime (since it was supposed to be about him and all). i have so many thoughts.
“the red haired one showed me all the cities of the world” dare i say madách imre- az ember tragediája?
honestly it felt like 90 minutes of references? like
-the flaming sword (won’t complain, cunty as hell)
-crowley drunk off his ass talking about the gorillas and the dolphins
tbh i think the plot suuuucked, at least they could have made it a bit less obvious? i mean was i really supposed to not guess 10 minutes in that michael was behind it all.
okay about the ending. love how god just came, served cunt for five minutes, made a new universe and then died(?). kept thinking about miku binder thomas jefferson tho… (i met god she’s black…)
aziraphale pissed me off with the ending too. “i only want one thing” and implying that is crowley… low blow dude. low blow.. i think it was in character for crowley to ask god for a new universe thats the same except without god, satan, etc. so that the PEOPLE would have an actual CHANCE. crowley already gave up on him and aziraphale, he KNOWS that it won’t matter if the old universe gets restored because azi STILL wouldn’t pick him. so crowley picked too, he picked the humans and i love him for it
now, about the alternate universe. i dont have much to say about it. i don’t care that they’re supposed to be the same, they are sooo not. crowley and aziraphale were formed by those 6000 years. those thousands of years is what made them them, yk? i mean im sort of happy that they’re living in their own happily ever after, but still kind of dissappointed.
the best thing in this 90 minute mess was mrs sandwich and crowleys heaven fit.
i think thats all? rant over
