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"Oh my god, like, he doesn't need chocolates. He needs a mint," said a student from the back of the room.

He wasn’t sure who said that, but he did know one thing: they were absolutely right.

“ Mint chocolate, hn? Sounds like a perfect idea! ”

Only my mother would ask me to make her bed, after I’ve already taken my codapane

I got three hours of sleep, that’s beyond plenty for me.

My mom threatened to kill me if I watch:

Peaky Blinders, season two

Gracepoint

Blackish

Sleepy Hollow

How to Get Away With Murder

Without her.

Doesn't she know I have a tumblr?

Me: Mom, I need birth control.

Mom: Why do you need birth control?

Me: Oh, I don't know, maybe because I'm going to college.

#1DonGMA is both the most hilarious hashtag ever and coincidentally what I said to my mother when she asked what I wanted for Christmas.

what's the fun in venus fly traps if you can't manually close them yourself i don't get it

i just want to ship some show off to a friend

but NOOO, mom said i need a refrigerated truck

where in the hell am i supposed to get one of those?

#c'mon ma