#c. childe

[luffys]

One can trust him, but one ought not get too attached. He has unusual tastes when it comes to combat — the encounters he craves the most being those that bring him closest to his own demise.   

Meet Tartaglia — the cunning Snezhnayan whose unpredictable personality keeps people guessing his every move. Don't be under any illusion as to what he might be thinking or what his intentions are. Just remember this: Behind that innocent, childlike exterior lies a finely honed instrument of war.

HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY ZEBRA! (@reddriot​)

[drxwsyni]

Childe absolutely has a breeding kink, you just know he wants to have a whole brood of kids. Ooh predator/prey with childe??? I feel like that he would be either really obvious with it, literally chasing you down.

You feel like you're being watched, there's something or someone always in your periphery but you don't know what.

Orrr

If for once he's a little more patient, stalking you and following you, wooing you. That doesn't mean he stops watching you, oh no. The sinister pleasure he would feel if you came running to him, sobbing in his arms about someone stalking you??? Oh he would just love that.

Also you can't tell me that he wouldn't take advantage of being one of the harbingers by having fatui underlings conducting surveillance on you if he has a job he can't pass off onto someone else.

he definitely sneaks into your apartment and steals your underwear

tw: stalking

creep!childe who acts like a good guy; respecting your boundaries, taking care of you, being there when you need him. yet it's just one of his countless schemes to get you comfortable. to make you lower your guard, rely on him more and more.

he wants you to forget about everything aside from him. he wants you to live for him.

it takes a while for you to get there, but he doesn't mind snapping a few pictures of you in secret to get his fix, or sneaking some of your intimate belongings when you're not looking.

[luffys]

moh your new (??) queue tag is the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life alskjfdsh

alfjdslfjaasljf i knew you’d enjoy it!! it makes me laugh every time i type it! 

someone needs to make sure childe sticks to his schedule and i will happily volunteer 😂