“Welcome to Blue River Acres,” Darcy greets, hands falling atop her 7 year old daughter’s shoulders. “I’m Darcy and these are my kids, Ryder and Annabelle. Here at Blue River Acres we have 4.5 acres of land that house this house, a guest house, and a stable with caretakers quarters. Each room has its own thermostat so feel free to adjust the ac to your liking. The master and two bedrooms on either side of it are off limits for obvious reasons but there are 6 other rooms available for your choosing. The guest house has some arcade games, a small stage for karaoke and if you play an instrument, and a pool table. There are 3 suites in the guest house so if any of you want to crash over there, feel free. Both this house and the guest house will be fully stocked at all times. There’s a fire pit, a koi pond with a waterfall, and an oversized spa or hot tub as some prefer to call it. The stables currently house six horses soon to be eight as we have a mare currently pregnant with twins, if anyone would like to give horseback riding a go I’m more than happy to show you the ropes, figuratively and literally. Within the stables is a caretakers quarters with a kitchen so someone can stay there, as well as an office, which is off limits, and a gym. Any questions?”