#c.i.ape

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New Projector review! Yes, there is a real movie called C.I.Ape, and I must be bananas to review it - and even more surprisingly, there's less chimp action than you would expect from a movie called C.I.Ape.

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Found this weird movie called C.I.Ape and the villain straight up looks like an mix between an nazi and an leather daddy lol.

The movie seems to be like an really cheap kids movie where the plot is pretty much your typical spy vs bad guy movie. Like the main character is this weird chimp guy that I give like zero fucks about. He could die for all I care. (I don't even remember his name.)

There is also robot dogs.

The villain guy, Alpha, also has an daughter lol.

(What a dork lol)

Like, Who got pregnant with this guy lol. I mean just look at him. Like, who would wanna fuck this guy. (Maybe after 5 shots of vodka, maybe)

There's also this dance scene, for some reason

A dab in the year 20 fucking 21

Like, look at this fucking dork. I hate how much I enjoy his character lol.

Also the island looks like an dog.

Like, why does his outfit look like he just came from an gay bar lol.

Some more robots dogs.

Get that tail buddy🐾

Not gonna lie, him being a father and how he adores his daughter was kinda cute tho.

I give this movie like ⭐⭐/ out of 5. It's not the worst movie ever, but it's not good either. Mostly just watched it for the villain guy lol.