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My sister is making a zebra cake.

My sister and I hanging up a poster.

me: the poster is crooked

sister: *tilting her head* no it isn't

me: yes it is

sister: NO IT IS NOT

me: your face is crooked!

sister: yeah well your mom is crooked!

*indigent shouts from downstairs*

Middle School Gym Class

Me: So now that gym is over, what did you think?

Sister: It was awkward.

Mom: Why?

Sister: Well this one girl was trying to make 'small talk' and she asked me how I was and I replied, "I'm kinda naked".

Me: Swiggity swooth, what a smooth move.

Sister: I hate you.

Go follow her blog! She does shit some times.

Happy birthday!

Thanks, love you!

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