"Angels are sexless unless they really want to make an effort"

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"Angels are sexless unless they really want to make an effort"
@devilishroyalty
Sam was alone in the motel room. Finishing off his mac and cheese. Dean and his Dad should of been back from a hunt by now. There was numerous lore books on the coffee table. The youngest Winchester wanted to be knowledgeable when he was finally allowed to tag a long. Little did he know it would be something he didn’t want to do.
The door creaked open. Sam looked up from his textbook. He was doing his homework he probably wouldn’t even be there to turn in. He was bored, and needed something to stimulate his mind. “Dean?” Sam called out, he paused waiting for a reply. “Dad? Are you guys back?” Sam asked, still no one responded. He noticed a figure in black standing in the motel kitchen. He grabbed the pistol he hid under the pillow of the couch. Pointing it at the man or monster. “If you come any closer, I’ll shoot.”
@devilishroyalty
“All the Princes’ are dead. Hell is empty.” except for the demons that remained. Sam was pretty sure Lucifer would not return to Hell. The archangel preferred to be topside. Crowley could go back if he wanted. As long as Lucifer was still out there he wouldn’t.
“We got to find Gabriel.” They needed all the archangels they could get for help. They didn’t need two hell bent archangels destroying their universe. The only way Sam could defeat an archangel is to become a vessel. He was not going to put himself through that again.
"I've got a funny feeling that you've got quite the story to tell." @ godric
Godric was swift and quick. He was like a bullet flying from person to person leaving blood behind in his wake. The man looked like he needed a hand. The elder vampire needed to feed. The dinner bell came to him. Why did this scene seem so familiar in his memory. It mirrored the night he turned his progeny, Eric.
When the man spoke to him. Godric looked like a young kid standing before him. He was older than Jesus. The Christian religion itself. "I do." Godric replied. "Are you alright now?"
@crawlytm
“Use your imagination!” -Crowley
ᴴᵉ ᵍˡᵃⁿᶜᵉᵈ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ᵃᵗ ᶜʳᵒʷˡᵉʸ ʷʰᵉⁿ ʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵗᵒˡᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵘˢᵉ ʰⁱˢ ⁱᵐᵃᵍⁱⁿᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᵇᵒᵗʰ ᵈᵃʳᵏ ᵇʳᵒʷˢ ʳᵒˢᵉ. ᴴᵉ ᶜʰᵘᶜᵏˡᵉᵈ ᶠᵃⁱⁿᵗˡʸ. "ᴸᵃˢᵗ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ᴵ ᵈⁱᵈ⁻⁻⁻" ʰᵉ ᵐᵘˢᵉᵈ. "ᴬ ˡᵒᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ ᵈⁱᵉᵈ ʰᵒʳʳⁱᵇˡʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱᵗ ʳᵃⁱⁿᵉᵈ ᵃ ᵗᵉʳʳⁱᵇˡʸ ˡᵒᵗ, ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢʰⁱᵖ⁻⁻ᴬʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬʳᵏ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ ⁱᵗ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵏ ᵗʷᵒ ᵃⁿⁱᵐᵃˡˢ ᵒᶠ ᵉᵃᶜʰ ᵗʸᵖᵉ ᵘᵖᵒⁿ ⁱᵗ ⁻⁻⁻ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ ᵍᵒᵗ ᶜᵃˡˡᵉᵈ ᵃ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ." ʰᵉ ᵐᵘˢᵉᵈ. "ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏ ᵘˢⁱⁿᵍ ᵐʸ ⁱᵐᵃᵍⁱⁿᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ ⁱˢ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ʷᵒʳᵏ, ᵘⁿˡᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵃ ᵖˡᵃᵍᵘᵉ ᵘᵖᵒⁿ ᵐᵃⁿᵏⁱⁿᵈ⁻⁻⁻ᵒʳ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶠᵒʳᵇⁱᵈ. ᴵ ʷⁱⁿᵈ ᵘᵖ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵒˣ ᶠᵘʳᵗʰᵉʳ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ᴳᵒᵈᶻⁱˡˡᵃ." ʰᵉ ᶜʰᵘᶜᵏˡᵉᵈ.
"ᴴᵒʷ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʷᵉ ᵘˢᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ⁱᵐᵃᵍⁱⁿᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ ?" ʰⁱˢ ʰᵉᵃᵈ ᵗⁱˡᵗᵉᵈ "ᴼʳ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʷᵉ ᵇᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵃ ˢⁱᵐⁱˡᵃʳ ᵇⁱⁿᵈ ?"
@unlikelyduo
@respect-the-king
Sam looked up at at crowley. He gave him a silent signal with his hands. The King of Hell had blood splattered on his face from his recent victim. Sam could only assume what went down before he arrived. The Winchester looked back at the witness making her face him. “Now which way did you say he exited?”
Fandom: Good Omens | Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley | Rating: M | Length:0:23:24 | Summary: "You know," Crowley said conversationally, "abject terror is really quite exhausting."
originally posted around 2016-12-24
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art that i had commissioned from @phantomdavinci and i am OVER THE MOON it is easily in my top fave comms and i can never thank them enough. they deserve everything and much much more ♥