You know.... we should have really prepared for Lennon to get so excited about the cake you got me that he’d stick his entire face into the thing. I can’t really blame him, I would have wanted to do the same thing!
[ @residentgoober ]

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You know.... we should have really prepared for Lennon to get so excited about the cake you got me that he’d stick his entire face into the thing. I can’t really blame him, I would have wanted to do the same thing!
[ @residentgoober ]
You know what’s great about Thanksgiving being over and us being back in town? The fact we get to decorate now. I say we take the kids to cut down our own Christmas tree this year. What do you think, babe?
[ @residentgoober ]
How much do you love me? Or in other words, babe... how much do I have to pay you to let me put makeup all over your face and maybe take a picture for an advertisement? Channel your inner Hedwig again, I mean.
[ @residentgoober ]
You know.... June is creeping up on us pretty fast. Can you believe that the year is going by so fast? Because I can’t think of any other reason why I’d be mentioning June. Not one. Except maybe asking you if you had any surprises planned, or if we’re both going to be screwed when we pull out a surprise destination on June 10th for no reason.
[ @residentgoober ]
How the fuck is the tour starting in two days? I know I’ll be back for the camping trip with you guys in a little less than two weeks, but fuck—tomorrow. I’m leaving tomorrow.
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Hey, babe? Are you planning anything for Mother’s Day? Bare with me, I’m not trying to get any details from you. Just curious.
[ @residentgoober ]
Man, does Starkid still exist? I was such a fan of the Very Potter Musical and have been following you guys ever since. How long has it been now? Like 15 years? Please tell me you're still part of that and please also tell me there are still some shows to be done? @fabledcriss