Posting some canon stuff after a bajillion oc posts lads. Gave up on this smopkins one like a month ago but I thought it was kinda funny so posting anyway
AND TADNUT MY BELOVED I HAVE NEGLECTED YOU FOR SO LONG
Nothing brings me out of hiatus quite like a mustachioed old man. I desperately need 7 billion fics of them I've already read my favorite one 6 times over I'm going insane
Bonus version
Messed around with liquify and kinda liked the result. Consider it a substitute for Dumpy (affectionate) sobbing
I'm finally posting my first bully OC! I'm planning to draw his siblings and parents too. Huge lore dump and quotes after the outfits.
Also would love interactions, asks or anything :DD
The preps' pet freak
Started working as their cleaner and errand boy because his father refused to give him any money. Nobody believed his family was rich at first
Was homeschooled poorly and regularly abused by his father after his mother's passing, so he's socially stunted. Super blunt and rude
"I could buy your house if I wanted to" <- $0.2 in his wallet
A simp for Derby. Exhibits kicked-puppy levels of pathetic
They accepted him into the clique because Derby said so <- hated Marcel's guts at first but slowly got attached. Host and parasite type of relationship except they're both the parasite lol
Silly character sheet!! The outfits and lore under the cut:
You will quickly notice that my style is even more inconsistent than my upload frequency :)
Anyway, some bits of lore:
Beefing with Bif (haha), who routinely annihilates him during boxing matches. Marcel throws rocks at him after
He's great at cards and gambling in general. Dreams of owning a casino when he's older. Unfortunately, his father will force him down the lawyer or surgeon career path to help in his line of work
His sister Sofia is a jock and cheerleader. She's a monster at dodgeball. They have a fierce sibling-rivalry, but they team up to protect their younger brother Rafael
Marcel likes drawing, but sucks big time at it + is delusional about his skill
Obsessed with old gangster movies, huge Robert de Niro fanboy. Verbal tics: 'wise-guy' and 'marone'. Only knows a bit of broken Italian, because his grandparents immigrated to the US before his father was born
One time Damon was harassing Tad by the fountain. Marcel, because of pent-up stress, crash-tackled Damon into the water and proceeded to pummel his face 'til he busted the jock's nose. It's been on sight with their clique ever since. Sofia essentially maintains the peace when he's on their turf
Commiserates with Tad about family to the point they become close friends
Wanted to join the greasers at first, but got called a poser. Has a bad grade in shop class because he's constantly paranoid about getting jumped
Hates the nerds because some of them stalked and leered over Sofia. Also because they remind him of how weak he used to feel
The bullies kept folding him in his first couple of weeks before he had the revelation that he's on equal grounds with other students and can actually defend himself unlike back home
Befriended the local homeless guys. Broke into a liquor store once for the drunk Santa in exchange for a few bucks
He's on pretty good terms with the townies since they're his alcohol and cigarette suppliers. Most of them can't stand his prep status, though
Their father owns a hotel chain but the siblings are sure it's a front for money laundering. It became obvious when feds would show up at their doorstep with warrants, and shady men came around the house to drop off envelopes full of cash. Any last doubts were erased when Marcel tried to steal from a store once, but got caught by an officer on patrol. He let Marcel off with a mild warning and asked him to say 'hello' to Mr. D'Argento
Sneaks into the library at night to play Mafia I. Got stuck on the car race mission for weeks
Got arrested a few times but his father has the whole police department and school faculty bribed, so he gets away 'without consequences' (He always gets paid a 'visit' after being released)
Blasts Sinatra and Dean Martin albums at night, annoying absolutely everyone
Some in-game quotes:
"Do that again and see what happens, wise-guy."
"Will the alarms go off if I smoke in class?"
(Quoting de Niro) "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?"
"I hope Derby likes these flowers… Whatever they are."
(Losing) "Ugh... Fighting is all you Neanderthals know anyway!"
"I think Bif put itching powder in my gloves again…"
"Maron', now I have to wash all my clothes, you stupid idiot!"
"Oh man, I should play cards with the bullies again. Robbed 'em blind last month."
"Gord and Pinky dragged me to Aquaberry the other day. They made me carry their bags. Again."
"Derby bought me this watch. He's wonderful, isn't he?... Huh? What was that?... Yeah, it better be 'nothing'!"
"Hal threw a wrench at my head in shop class today!"
(Requesting errand) "Listen, I can't actually pay you for this-- Hey, where are you going?"
(Starting fight with greaser) "I can smell that cheap hairspray a mile away."
(Starting a fight with jock) "You want your nose broken too?"
(Starting fight with nerd) "Ever heard of deodorant, Einstein?"
"Sniffle Please don't send me back home... Sobbing"
"You'll never make anyone proud, you pathetic loser!"
If anyone stuck around to this point, thank you for taking the time to read through :D
I have a lot more to post about this creature, like relationship charts, theme song, in-game portrait etc (I swear I'm normal)
And again, would be super excited for interactions and even art with you guys' ocs!!!
