#cableknitscotch

[mulaneysbutt]

You're learning gumshoe!!

Greetings gumshoe, from The Isle of Capri Casino in Biloxi, Mississippi!

[dorianpavus]

you: haha...so anyway...you vape?

me, existing in a non corporeal vapor form: SICK BRO YES

[fertilityvase]

Tagged by: mostdefinitelynotapedophile

1. tag the person who tagged you and let them know when you’re finished.
2. answer the questions and then tag 20 people. 
3. let the tagged people know they’ve been tagged.

GENERAL APPEARANCE 
1. How tall are you?: 5′ 0" ohhhhh it sounds cute but it’s really not. 
2. What color and style is your hair?: My hair is crazy thick and naturally like, black, but I dye it kind of a reddish auburn like thing. 
3. What color are your eyes?: Brown 
4. Do you wear glasses?: When I drive or read things from far away 
5. Do you wear braces?: fuck braces. Had them ages 12-14. No but seriously, fuck braces. 
6. What is your fashion style?: post apocalyptic desert warlord/expensive escort<—–really like this answer. Unfortunately my style is trash bag. YOU IN GENERAL 
7. What is your full name?: Melissa Ann Fqhgegads 
8. When were you born?: June 28 
9. How old are you?: 22 
10. Where are you from/where do you live now?: USA 
11. Do you have siblings?: older sister 
12. What school do you go to?: just graduated actually -gross sobbing- 
13. What kind of student are you?: idk I’m just kind of there. 
14. Do you like school?: I actually really like academics and learning lol but NOT the stress that comes with it 
15. What are your favourite school subjects?: I always like English, journalism, and creative writing courses. 
16. What are your favourite TV shows?: The Office, Bobs Burgers, Boy Meets World, Rupaul’s Drag Race…anything ridiculous and feel-good 
17. Favourite movies?: every single Pixar movie ever. 
18. Favourite books?: ohcrapphcrapohcrap so many. I really like comedian memoirs right now. I’m just gonna leave it at that because even “favorite books of ALL TIME” would take hours. 
19. Favourite pastime?: Sleeping, talkin’ shit<—–literally what she said 
20. Do you have any regrets?: I get a new one pretty much everyday 
21. What is your dream job?: I want to be a blogger that gets paid to talk shit and gets sent free stuff to endorse or like, free trips to review. 
22. Would you like to get married one day and where?: yeah that’d be cool. Prob just a boring church or something idk idk but the honeymoon will MOST DEF be in Disney World. 
23. Would you like kids one day?: absolutely. One of my life goals tbh 
24. Girly girl, regular girl or tomboy?: this is the stupidest question I’ve ever seen 
25. Do you like shopping?: DEPENDS shopping makes me anxious sometimes not even kidding cause I’m fat and broke 
26. What countries have you visited so far?: England and Ireland! 
27. What’s the scariest nightmare you’ve had?: i had a dream Miley Cyrus possessed me with her Illuminati powers and I ended up screaming in my sleep and waking the house up. No, I’m not kidding. 
28. Do you have enemies?: Lol I’m not relevant enough for enemies let’s be real 
29. Do you have a s/o?: I DO actually which is so weird 30. Do you believe in miracles?: where ya from…you sexy thing…

YOUR MUSIC Put your music on shuffle and write down the first 15 songs . 1: Dare You to Move-Vitamin String Quartet 
2: Center of Attention- Jackson Waters 
3: Rent-the RENT movie soundtrack 
4: In My Place-Coldplay 
5: Leave-Glen Hansard 
6: Everywhere-Michelle Branch 
7: Twin Skeletons (Hotel in NYC)-Fall Out Boy 
8: Waiting for Love-Ryan Star 
9: Between Two Lungs- Florence + the Machine 
10: Tore My Heart- OONA 
11: Feeling Sorry-Paramore 
12: Boys of Summer-the Ataris 
13: Motorcycle Drive By-Third Eye Blind 
14: Pretty Girl (The Way)- Sugarcult 
15: And the Boys- Angus and Julia Stone Tagging: ohhhh crap ok um this def won’t be 20 people. zaynnialls, cableknitscotch, haircapes, thesingingsea, animalsaregone, beyonceforpresident, , bigblackhearts, gingerywilson, jackiechanburger, heyy-hayleyy, digiornounchained, sell-er-door, pablosherman, that’s only 14 w/e I’m tired

[dorianpavus]

     @ cableknitscotch 

what in god’s name

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I know Fifty Shades is trash, but I would see this film. True artistry. A modern masterpiece.

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i'm so in love with jim halpert.. i will never find true love like this... also he is allison's longtime beau, so it's a forbidden love 4 me and this is just the worst sIGH

[dorianpavus]

Haha…. I am currebtly beyond drunk at a bar….. Karaoke suggestionds, my loves??? Haha i am going to be so ekbqreassee in yhe morninf… Hhaja

@cableknitscotch … Hqha ….. Hahaha

I love you all sooooooo much kisses tk all!!!!!!!!!!

[dorianpavus]

guys... cableknitscotch is really great.... like she's literally the best... my bff... my light... my soul.... *dramatically looks off into the distance as the orchestra swells*