#cacklign

[cdroloisms]

putting you in jail for c!awesamdream crimes sounds like that post about going to church bc of the priest kink

well . well

[peaceeandcoolestvibes]

looks like Messi is in the server yall

[tuckerfuckingdidit]

a note for tucker

psssst. hey, you, aquaman. yeah, you.

jesus christ.

TUCKER.

c’mere. 

babe. you cannot be this easy to manipulate. you survived felix. it’s great that you aren’t jaded as fuck after what happened on chorus, but do you remember  the last time you and your team were swept into some weird shit after strangers sheltered you from a threat you didn’t understand? 

that was a war. it seemed to make sense at the time. but a unsc conspiracy complete with dopplegangers? really? your lives are weird, but come on. no warning bells that this might be a lie? none at all? you’re just letting this guy lead you around. do i have to remind you that the last wildcard you trusted turned out to be committing planet-wide genocide?!

you’d think that’d be the type of thing a person didn’t just forget. especially since you bring up the time you saved that exact planet every forty-five minutes. 

i know felix hurt you. but sometimes remembering old wounds keeps us from walking into new ones.

just. do me a solid, and ask more questions, okay?

and for the love of god, CALL WASH.

xoxo,

me

p.s. dylan is good people. 

p.p.s. probably.

[lostcloverau]

Proto, what are your specs?...

Oh wait, that might be a personal question for robots. Is it?

[thatoneluckybee]

JEAN YOU FOOL

[biggitybugs]

[redvioletdelights]

when you know someone you just met has Gossip but they actually keep their mouth shut and don’t trash talk to someone they’ve known 3 days

[allxthexwords]

@coldonne hello from the other side (of my island)