⋆ bee ⋆

★ my love language is screeching and biting, do with that what you will. ★

[thatoneluckybee]

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Hi, I’m Bee!

Minor

Christian

She/her please!

If you send me an ask for money, I probably won’t answer it. There’s too many and it’s overwhelming. But I may try and add your donation posts to my queue. I can’t donate myself.

ALSO. I usually forget to tag spoilers! But I almost always tag the name of media when I reblog anything related to it, if you'd like to block those tags!

things i like or talk about a lot

your turn to die 

in stars and time

vampires smp has me in a chokehold

vocaloid (yes i’m putting anything synthv or utau or anything here i have reblogged hundreds of posts like that it is far too late to change this)

all for the game 

alien stage

warrior cats

project sekai

webtoon and webcomics in general i love the medium with all my heart

linguistics, etymology, language stuff, etc. 

audhd and trich because stigma is stupid and i ramble too much 

tylenol :)

tags

rambles - original posts

fambles - original fandom posts

important - important or time-sensitive, like awareness posts

for reblogs i’ll tag with the fandom! if it’s something i rb often, i’ll probably include character tags as well! if possible i’ll tag a character’s first and last name, or their name + the media if they haven’t got one. (ex. nao egokoro, mizi alnst)

Bee plays/reads/etc - if i’m liveblogging something! right now i think the only ones in this format are Bee plays PJSK and Bee reads AFTG

if you’d like me to tag something you want to block, like spoilers for a series or a specific trigger, just ask! I DO always try to tag for flashing lights, if i miss something PLEASE LET ME KNOW

redoing pronouns page i’ll add it when it’s fixed 

Thanks I love you and GOODBYE!

[marisatomay]

Sometimes in a professional setting you’ll come across someone in their 60s who just cannot open a PDF in their email. And the thing is. They’re lowkey not old enough to be acting like that. You guys were in your early 30s at the latest when email took off. You’ve actually been doing this for longer than I have. Get real and click on the damn attachment.

[monharicot]

I know " woke " might tell you if you can do that but fairies really only eat plants and healthy food so it would not be possible for them to be overweight, fat. or chubby

oh...fairies aren't. they aren't real

[norahsdove]

My fat fairy ass eating the sprinkles off of donuts and sipping on sprite puddles

[greebledgoblin]

fairies r fat as shit off nectar

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Obsessed with the idea that you can't get fat off plants.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#i want everyone to know this is a post that breached containment and was originally about the sims 4#and that the fairy in question was a sim who Wasn't Even Fat#the sims 4 was putting out a pack that was including fairies and OP made a fairy that had like.#a very Average Human Body (ie she just wasn't Rail Thin. but was also not Fat. just had a body with some fat existing on it)#and anon still came in swinging with this#so not only is anon making some Definitive Law about a made up entity#but they were also telling someone they were playing with dolls in their video game wrong#which imo makes it all the sillier#(though also more Bleak knowing that anon saw a Very Average Body for a woman and saw that as Fat)

That makes the whole thing so so much funnier

[spookberry]

Was reminded of my old monster Cinderella x Snow White story and felt like redesigning them a bit

[an-ruraiocht]

just because it's in second person doesn't mean it's self-insert

just because it's in second person doesn't mean it's self-insert

JUST BECAUSE IT'S SECOND PERSON DOESN'T MEAN IT'S SELF-INSERT

[an-ruraiocht]

"i didn't do that" it's not fucking you babes haven't you ever heard of a stylistic choice

[an-ruraiocht]

are you not even like., interested in finding out who the narrator is talking to and who the character being addressed actually is. determining whether the narrator is an identifiable person (if so, who; if not, why might that be). considering the effect of seeing that character addressed as you and how that might change the tone compared to third or first. drawing conclusions from that about why this stylistic choice might have been made.

why the fuck would it be you

it being you is the least interesting option

[an-ruraiocht]

moratorium on all self-inserting in all POVs until people learn to stop fucking doing that when it's not explicitly a reader-insert fanfic or certain kinds of choose your own adventure novel because jesus christ, people

[cloverpatches]

I won't let you fall .

[trickstertime]

Huh? What's this?? Something is on this 5c coin???

ENHANCE

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[fullof4nswers]

[icaseybaybee]

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[piratedllama-art]

Quarters only, please [x]

(done in procreate)

[wanderingnelipot]

[muppetshow2026]

ok ill bite. whats hockey

[vetchtibbles]

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

[thatoneluckybee]

PJACKK CAME BACK TO LIFE AND I MISSED IT. STAFF PLEASE

[beetle-bites]

Wings.

[bugbeep]

Skipping the half moon meeting with your gf