#cackling sounds

[salamispots]

friend after 2 attempts to try and salvage a frozen pizza with wet dough: this brand sucks

me: yeah this pizza's a doughsaster

[rohanne--webber]

Sometime after the battle of Winterfell

2 soldiers boast about their exploits during the battle for the dawn. soldier 1: Heard you were fighting by the trench when the dead came, what was it like? soldier 2: It was fuckin’ lit man!