#cadaver gallagher

[tsunderitus]

[9/1/2013 10:20:01 PM] PERCY JACKSON: i feel like vinny would be like cadys cousin maybe

[9/1/2013 10:20:05 PM] PERCY JACKSON: theyre both dorks

[9/1/2013 10:20:21 PM] PERCY JACKSON: h e a d c a n o n

[9/1/2013 10:21:06 PM] yolo more like lameo: oh my god

[9/1/2013 10:21:34 PM] PERCY JACKSON: cady introduces march to vinny

[9/1/2013 10:22:12 PM] PERCY JACKSON: "whooaaaaaa cads what a fine piece of (pelvic thrust) (winks)"

[9/1/2013 10:22:22 PM] PERCY JACKSON: march leans over and whispers in cady's ear

[9/1/2013 10:22:27 PM] PERCY JACKSON: 'wot'

[9/1/2013 10:23:00 PM] yolo more like lameo: p MUCH

[9/1/2013 10:23:36 PM] yolo more like lameo: "shhh marchie, hes saying u have a hot ass"

[9/1/2013 10:23:42 PM] prince zuko tho: 'oh'

[9/1/2013 10:24:06 PM] prince zuko tho: 'well thanks mate'

[9/1/2013 10:24:20 PM] yolo more like lameo: "hot ass claimed by ME ofc, so vinny u better back the fuck off"

[9/1/2013 10:24:49 PM] yolo more like lameo: "whoa whoa ca-da-ver,  i already have (pelvic thrusts) of my own"

[9/1/2013 10:25:33 PM] prince zuko tho: 'why is he thrusting all the time cads i dont understand'

[9/1/2013 10:26:05 PM] yolo more like lameo: "its just how he communicates"

[9/1/2013 10:26:16 PM] prince zuko tho: 'what a wanker'

[9/1/2013 10:26:54 PM] yolo more like lameo: "exCUSE YOU, MR. MY-ENGLISH-ACCENT-ISNT-EVEN-HOT"

[9/1/2013 10:27:26 PM] prince zuko tho: 'wOT FUCK YOU MY VOICE IS PLENTY ATTRACTIVE'

[9/1/2013 10:28:19 PM] PERCY JACKSON: then brendan and theo walk up like yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[9/1/2013 10:28:35 PM] yolo more like lameo: "yEAH, MAYBE TO A DOG" sees bren

[9/1/2013 10:28:39 PM] yolo more like lameo: immediately smiles

[9/1/2013 10:28:44 PM] PERCY JACKSON: and cady is like 'are one of these guys ur hot piece of (pelvic thrust)?'

[9/1/2013 10:29:06 PM] PERCY JACKSON: theos like "what, may i ask, is a hot piece of pelvic thrusting?"

[9/1/2013 10:29:13 PM] prince zuko tho: [Monday, September 02, 2013 1:28 AM] PERCY JACKSON: 

<<<  hot piece of (pelvic thrustIM LAUGHING TRELALY HARD

[9/1/2013 10:29:31 PM] yolo more like lameo: looks back at cady "you bet you (pelvic thrust) hes my hot piece of (pelvic thrust)"

[9/1/2013 10:29:40 PM] prince zuko tho: bren would just be like

[9/1/2013 10:29:44 PM] yolo more like lameo: PELVIC THRUSTING

[9/1/2013 10:29:48 PM] prince zuko tho: silent

[9/1/2013 10:29:50 PM] prince zuko tho: 'what'

[9/1/2013 10:30:38 PM] yolo more like lameo: vinny turns to him, get himself in the perfect stance, and just pelvic thrusts twice against the side of brens hipbone

[9/1/2013 10:30:47 PM] yolo more like lameo: whispers "what" seductively

[9/1/2013 10:30:56 PM] prince zuko tho: bren takes it just kinda

[9/1/2013 10:31:03 PM] prince zuko tho: glaring/staring into space

[9/1/2013 10:31:07 PM] prince zuko tho: this iw hat i have to deal with

[9/1/2013 10:31:09 PM] prince zuko tho: fuckin this

[9/1/2013 10:31:23 PM] yolo more like lameo: vinny laughs so hard he cries

[9/1/2013 10:32:11 PM] PERCY JACKSON: and theo is like "i am so confused who is the boy with the purple hair and his english friend what is happenening why is everyone thrusting around their pelvic bones"

[9/1/2013 10:32:30 PM] yolo more like lameo: thEO IS SO CUTE

[9/1/2013 10:32:36 PM] prince zuko tho: tHEO DALRING

[9/1/2013 10:32:40 PM] prince zuko tho: bren would kinda like

[9/1/2013 10:32:46 PM] prince zuko tho: try to pat him on the head like there there friend

[9/1/2013 10:32:51 PM] prince zuko tho: BUT HES TOO FUCKING TALL

[9/1/2013 10:33:31 PM] yolo more like lameo: vinny slowly shuffles inbetween brens arm and theo and squats a bit so that bren is patting him instead

[9/1/2013 10:33:42 PM] PERCY JACKSON: sNORTS

[9/1/2013 10:34:07 PM] prince zuko tho: vinny pls

[9/1/2013 10:34:37 PM] PERCY JACKSON: theos never really had friends outside of his royal friends and stuff so vin and brendan are his first like "regular people" friends so hes like

[9/1/2013 10:34:46 PM] PERCY JACKSON: "is this normal for regular people to do in social meetings"

[9/1/2013 10:35:00 PM] PERCY JACKSON: omg vinny

[9/1/2013 10:35:07 PM] yolo more like lameo: vinny looks at him and laughs heartily

[9/1/2013 10:35:09 PM] yolo more like lameo: "yeah"

[9/1/2013 10:35:11 PM] yolo more like lameo: "Sure"

[9/1/2013 10:35:13 PM] yolo more like lameo: 'totally"

[9/1/2013 10:35:16 PM] yolo more like lameo: "lets go with that"

[9/1/2013 10:35:28 PM] prince zuko tho: oh my god theyre so cute cute friends

[9/1/2013 10:35:38 PM] PERCY JACKSON: ofmgomhgf

[9/1/2013 10:35:55 PM] PERCY JACKSON: cady is like why;s this guy so... proper *squints*

[9/1/2013 10:35:59 PM] PERCY JACKSON: and march is like

[9/1/2013 10:36:03 PM] PERCY JACKSON: he seems nice i like him

[9/1/2013 10:36:18 PM] PERCY JACKSON: and like

[9/1/2013 10:36:24 PM] PERCY JACKSON: march is wearing a dw shirt

[9/1/2013 10:36:31 PM] PERCY JACKSON: theos like "IS THAT.... DOCTOR WHO"

[9/1/2013 10:37:08 PM] yolo more like lameo: "ugh im out of here"

[9/1/2013 10:37:12 PM] yolo more like lameo: "me too, im with u vin"

[9/1/2013 10:37:17 PM] prince zuko tho: privatly geeking out

[9/1/2013 10:37:24 PM] prince zuko tho: brens jsut like whats going on

[9/1/2013 10:37:37 PM] yolo more like lameo: 'were fuckin leaving thats whats going on'

[9/1/2013 10:37:56 PM] PERCY JACKSON: theo and march are like YOOOOOOO lets go watch a dw marathon yeah u in bren

[9/1/2013 10:37:56 PM] prince zuko tho: 'oh okay. can we pick up some ice cream'

[9/1/2013 10:38:08 PM] prince zuko tho: oMFG BABIES

[9/1/2013 10:38:10 PM] yolo more like lameo: vinny glares from a distance

[9/1/2013 10:38:20 PM] yolo more like lameo: stares bren down like a hawk

[9/1/2013 10:38:37 PM] PERCY JACKSON: theo is like grinning like "VINNY YOU SHOULD JOIN OUR MARATHON OF DOCTOR WHO"

[9/1/2013 10:38:41 PM] PERCY JACKSON: and hten nudges march like

[9/1/2013 10:38:54 PM] PERCY JACKSON: ive been tryin to get these boys to watch dw for WEEKS

[9/1/2013 10:38:59 PM] yolo more like lameo: vinny looks str8 up apalled

[9/1/2013 10:39:13 PM] yolo more like lameo: "doctor lets not"

[9/1/2013 10:39:29 PM] prince zuko tho: bren just goes with the flow man like a river that mostly follows vinny around in its spare time

[9/1/2013 10:39:33 PM] prince zuko tho: march is just like

[9/1/2013 10:39:42 PM] prince zuko tho: 'why do u gotta be that way'

[9/1/2013 10:39:52 PM] yolo more like lameo: LKNFSKJGN

[9/1/2013 10:40:02 PM] PERCY JACKSON: dfKJN

[9/1/2013 10:40:24 PM] yolo more like lameo: im laughign so ahrd cause i just imagined our rich kids walking by at this exact moment

[9/1/2013 10:40:28 PM] PERCY JACKSON: and so march and theo run off to someones house and watch doctor who on netflix for like five hours straight

[9/1/2013 10:40:34 PM] PERCY JACKSON: oh my gosh

[9/1/2013 10:41:42 PM] yolo more like lameo: "what the hell is this little geek freak hangout doing in front of the mall" - via kyle whos in a surly mood because he just fell in a puddle of mud and now it looks like he has even MORE freckles than previously

[9/1/2013 10:42:24 PM] prince zuko tho: teo tries not to laugh at mud puddle kyle

[9/1/2013 10:42:27 PM] prince zuko tho: keyword

[9/1/2013 10:42:28 PM] prince zuko tho: tries

[tsunderitus]

march and noodles and cady headcanon

kitty strideswag: cara do u think march and noodles wouldve met thru cady or like  have already been acquainted

prince zuko tho: i think like he met them sererately

prince zuko tho: like he ran into cady and they just kept getting on each toehrs nerves and met noodles in one of his classes cause he forgot his stuff in his car and the teacher wouldnt let him go get it so she shared with him

kitty strideswag: and what if noodles and cady were alreayd friends and cady and march were havin a random argument again in the hall or somethin and she walked up like what are you nerds arguing about and like gave march his homework he let her copy

kitty strideswag: and cady would be like you /know/ this douche bag????//// and shed be like uh yeah whats it to ya and march would be like you know this wanker?? and shed be like uh yea whats it to u

prince zuko tho: god bless

kitty strideswag: and theyd just look at her and she just would shake her head and be like

kitty strideswag: u guys argue like an old married couple that needs to bang a lil more

kitty strideswag: and then the lunch bell would ring and shed like put her arms around each of their shoulders and say im hungry and lead them along

kitty strideswag: omg and cady would be like

kitty strideswag: squint at march, i got an eye on you wonker

kitty strideswag: and march would snort and be like wonker?

kitty strideswag: and cady would be like uh yeah you called me a wonker

prince zuko tho: Wots a wonker mate i think u got that wrONG

kitty strideswag: yEAH

kitty strideswag: and cady would be like, u tryin to play some foreign mind games on me? and march would snicker and be like i called you a WANKER or as you americans would say

kitty strideswag: and then immitate an american accent and say like

kitty strideswag: whhhhaaaaayyyynkrrrrrrr

prince zuko tho: ohnmy god march god bless

[tsunderitus]

march is possessive of cady and they cuddle sometimes

[12:44:06 AM] prince zuko tho: i couldnt sleep so i was

[12:44:14 AM] prince zuko tho: thinking about cady and march and like

[12:44:20 AM] prince zuko tho: i thought of a headcanon

[12:48:50 AM] yolo more like lameo: yES

[12:48:51 AM] yolo more like lameo: TELL IT

[12:49:16 AM] prince zuko tho: so march is like???? extremely protective and kinda possesive

[12:49:30 AM] yolo more like lameo: HOOTTT

[12:49:40 AM] prince zuko tho: so whenever he thinks somones makin a move on cady hes kinda just like death glare

[12:49:42 AM] prince zuko tho: mine

[12:49:44 AM] prince zuko tho: also

[12:50:10 AM] prince zuko tho: one day the two oif them have rlly shitty days so march drives him to his place and they just both crawl in his bed and cuddle and fall asleep together

[12:50:31 AM] yolo more like lameo: tHATS ADORABLE

[12:50:32 AM] yolo more like lameo: IM GONNA

[12:50:53 AM] prince zuko tho: and cady wakes up frist and hes trying to get out of bed and march is kidna just

[12:51:06 AM] prince zuko tho: clinging to him and drooling on his pillow

[12:51:24 AM] yolo more like lameo: God bLESS OTP OTP

[12:51:29 AM] yolo more like lameo: and cady is kinda just like dude cmon

[12:51:35 AM] yolo more like lameo: let go im hungry and i need to piss

[12:52:22 AM] prince zuko tho: march does but he kinda just follows him around in a sleepy daze

[12:52:32 AM] prince zuko tho: and when hes done doing that stuff he drags him abck to cuddle

[tsunderitus]

noodles and cady become friends

[3:16:14 AM] kitty strideswag: how do you think cady and noodles would have met

[3:16:41 AM] yolo more like lameo: HuumMMHMH

[3:17:11 AM] kitty strideswag: in school maybe ??

[3:17:58 AM] yolo more like lameo: cady was rapping imdabes in the lunch cafeteria and she thought it was fucking hilarious so her friends dared her to go up to him and ask him to the school dance and teased her about liking him so she was like whatever causse i fucking dont and went up to him and was like ok so im gonna act like im asking u out but i really dont want to so just smile and politely shake ur head no okay

[3:18:01 AM] yolo more like lameo: and cady just

[3:18:09 AM] yolo more like lameo: “what"

[3:20:38 AM] kitty strideswag: omg

[3:20:39 AM] kitty strideswag: yes

[3:20:42 AM] kitty strideswag: and he was like

[3:20:49 AM] kitty strideswag: so u want me to pretend im rejecting you?

[3:20:52 AM] kitty strideswag: and she was like

[3:20:54 AM] kitty strideswag: eys pls

[3:21:04 AM] kitty strideswag: and he was like so whats your name? and she said noodles and he said rly loud

[3:21:10 AM] kitty strideswag: OKAY NOODLES ID LOVE TO GO W/E U

[3:21:54 AM] yolo more like lameo: oH MY GOD

[3:22:02 AM] kitty strideswag: AND SHES LIKE WTF

[3:22:09 AM] yolo more like lameo: and noodles just stares at him hoRRIFIED LIKE UHM NO

[3:22:19 AM] yolo more like lameo: THAT WASNT PART OF THE PLAN

[3:22:29 AM] yolo more like lameo: AND ALL HER FRIENDS ARE JUST CHEERING IN THE BACKGROUND

[3:23:55 AM] kitty strideswag: AND CADS JUST GRINNING

[3:24:08 AM] kitty strideswag: AND HE LIKE PUTS HIS ARM AROUND HER AND IS LIKE HEY WANNA HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER HEN

[3:24:13 AM] kitty strideswag: AND HER FACE IS ALL RED AND SHES LIKE

[3:24:14 AM] kitty strideswag: YEAH SURE

[3:24:33 AM] kitty strideswag: AND PUTS HER ARM AROUND HIM AND SQUEEZES HI MTIGHT AND SAYS VERY QUIETLY

[3:24:56 AM] kitty strideswag: U JUST GOT URSELF IN SOME DEEP (SOMETHING OTHER THAN THE S- WOR D CAUSE SHE DOESNT SWEAR) BUD

[3:25:20 AM] yolo more like lameo: “u got urself in some deep swisscheese bud"

[3:25:53 AM] kitty strideswag: yes

[3:25:53 AM] kitty strideswag: YES

[3:26:02 AM] kitty strideswag: DEEP SWISSMISS HERE BUD

[3:26:06 AM] yolo more like lameo: “dont worry im actually gay. in a week from now ill break it off publicly crying that its not u its me and apologizing for not realising i prefer dick over tits"

[3:26:27 AM] kitty strideswag: and she just looks at him and squints and is like

[3:26:31 AM] kitty strideswag: u kno what i think i like u

[3:26:55 AM] yolo more like lameo: perFECT

kitty strideswag: AND THEY BECOME BEST BROS