"Rhaast." His booming voice refuses to be ignored as Aatrox locks onto his brethren, "The time for carnage is upon us. Join me in battle with the meek mortals." [cadavercreator]
The temptation to be literal and say something fun like ‘with mortals? I thought you fought against them’ is sadly overwhelmed by the temptation to not be smashed into a paste by that absurd meat cleaver of a sword.
“Can’t. I....” really should have thought of a better excuse sooner “....don’t want to.”
Even odds on whether that’s a better or worse explanation than ‘I’m not allowed’.











