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Vanilla: "Would you like to watch a movie over popcorn tonight?"

Tippy: "I'd love to...but the sofa is full of severed heads."

(The heads are all piled up on the couch bickering over the remote)

Jonathan: "Which channel is the saturday morning movie block?"

Erina: "Hey, I was waiting for the baking competition!"

Speedwagon: "Do they have Discovery Channel?"

Zeppeli: "And now I'm gonna miss the cooking show."

Caesar: "That can wait, Grampa! I got to see the next episode of that drama soap opera!"

Sorbet and Gelato: "Give us the remote! We were watching the epic pranks show!"

Doppio: "Do you have Disney Channel?"

Squalo and Tiziano: "Don't you have something more romantic on TV?"

Straizo and Dire: "We've never watched TV before."

Alessi and Steely Dan: *buried at the bottom of the pile with their faces pressed into the couch* "MMPH! MMMMMMFFFF!" MMMGHMGGMMM!"

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#ask tippy #jonathan's head #erina's head #speedwagon's head #zeppeli's head #caeser's head #sorbet and gelato the heckling heads #doppio's head #squalo the head #tiziano the head #straizo's head #dire's head #alessi the bully #steely dan the bully #long post

Caesar died in his timeline let him have this. (Also, sorry for blowing up your askbox . _ .)

That's adorable!! 🥹💙✨

Hey, it's all good!! I do my best to respond when I have the energy 😎 I still love getting asks and smile/laugh when I see you all in my inbox 💪 even when I don't reply, I still appreciate it 💎💙

#ask tippy #jonathan's head #caeser's head #joja the hand #i love this!! 😭

I can somehow imagine DIO finally learning a head reattachment spell but ends up accidentally putting the heads on the wrong bodies the first time

Dio: Good news, everyone! I've perfected the head reattachment spell.

The heads: *chattering and rejoicing amongst themselves*

Dio: Yes yes, now line up

Alessi: Hey, wait a second, boss man. Our heads are all the way in Hawaii!

Steely Dan: I thought they were in Canada

Alessi: No, I got a snap from my stand saying they were in Hawaii right now... BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT

Dio: Yes yes yes, whatever. Now. Let me do my work *reciting the spell*

Jonathan: oh this is so exciting!!

Erina: I can't wait to embrace-

Dio: Please stop talking

Steely Dan: Hello?! What about our bodies?!

Dio: Shhhh!!

Speedwagon: DIO IS HAVING TROUBLE WITH RECITING THE REATTACHMENT SPELL AND IS GETTING DISTRACTED

Dio: ENOUGH!!!

*everything flashes white*

Dio: *is blown back across the room against the wall* unnnghh... *Rubs his head... Sees through the clouds of magic smoke that there are bodies on the ground* Well... I suppose everything worked out in the end.

Erina: Hmm? *Looking at her hands* I'm a bit taller than usual... And this outfit?... Wait. (Jonathan's body)

Speedwagon: Uh, this doesn't seem right *twirling his dress around* (Erina's body)

Jonathan: I lost a lot of muscle... Ow, my liver!! (Zeppeli's body)

Zeppeli: I feel so young and spry! (Caesar's body)

Caeser: Uh... What's going on with those guys? (Speedwagon's body)

*a mysterious figure approaches*

???: DIO!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?! I'm fused together with.... WITH.... AAAAAAHH!!! I'm not Alessi, I'm not Steely Dan. I'm Steelessi. Yeeeaarrgh!! You better fix this soon!!

Dio: *wide eyes, rubs his eyes* ..... *Flips through the spell book...* You. Idiots... I told you all to keep quiet. Now you've gone and switched bodies!

#ask tippy #jonathan's head #dio my beloved #erina's head #zeppeli's head #speedwagon's head #steely dan the bully #alessi the bully #steelessi the fused #caeser's head #long post #long post but worth it trust me #(now this doesn't mean you can't send me more stuff about JUST the heads! you can still do that! this could take place a little later)

Caesar: "Say, what is this fluid I have to soak in daily made of anyway?"

Vanilla: "a mix of preservative, healing potion, dark herbs, liquefied spite, fluid rage, a pinch of Dio's immortal life force...and Gatorade. you know, for the electrolytes"

Pffff- hehehehe

#ask tippy #jonathan's head #caeser's head

Tippy: "Oh! It's a phone call from Mr. Joseph's house!"

Vanilla: "I'll answer it. Hello?"

Caesar: (on the other line) "Mr. Vanilla? It's me, Caesar's head."

Vanilla: "...how did you make a phone call"

Caesar: (sighs) "trial and error. anyway, I have a very important question: how long can I survive without my jar?"

Vanilla: "About three days or so, but I don't recommend staying out for more than one day. Why do you ask?"

Caesar: "Jojo accidentally broke my jar. And then he kept trying to find another jar to put me in but they were too small."

Vanilla: "And where is Jojo Junior now?"

Caesar: "That idiot got himself detained yesterday after he went to a supermarket asking for a jar that 'fits a severed human head'. mamma mia. hurry up and bring me some juice. please"

Okay that last bit made me belly laugh 🤣😭😭😭

#ask tippy #jonathan's head #caeser's head #youngseph youngstar

Dio: "And now for my body restoration spell no. 2,347--"

Jonathan: "Enough! No more! Everything you and your botched magic has done left us worse off than just being a head!"

Erina: "Yeah! Remember when you turned us into headless bodies?"

Zeppeli: "Or when you swapped our bodies around?"

Speedwagon: "Or when you merged us all into one?"

Caesar: "Or when you accidentally reduced us to shapeless blobs?"

Dio: "I'm TRYING, OKAY? What if I just left you all as heads? How would you like that, huh?"

Jonathan: "You know what? I've been a head for a century. See if I care."

Erina: "Hmph! And we'll be *happy* as heads, just to spite you more! Come on, everyone! Let's go for a roomba ride!"

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#ask tippy #jonathan's head #erina's head #zeppeli's head #speedwagon's head #caeser's head #long post

cAESAR DIALS WITH HIS TONGUE

joseph: "hey! why is my phone covered in spit?"

caesar: "because i have no hands."

joseph: "and what the hell's that got to do with anything?"

caesar: "jojo. i am a severed head. i have no hands to do stuff with and get shit done. i can only use my mouth and tongue."

joseph: "so you were...licking my phone?"

caesar: *sighs* "you are so DENSE, jojo. you are so dense you'd sink like a brick."

joseph: "hey! for the record, i'm a fairly accomplished swimmer!"

caesar: *tries to facepalm but he has no palms. he wiggles over to a picture of a palm tree and slams his face onto it*

Unfortunately, this kind of thing happens way too often over here too. *Still upset about the slimy lip gloss*

#ask vanilla ice #jonathan's head #caeser's head #youngseph youngstar

Caesar the Head is here! 😂 Imagine if he was just learning how to hop.

Dio: *sets him down on the counter* There. Now hopefully I have fully appeased the Joestars so they'll finally leave me the hell alone!

Caeser: .... Where is the rest of my body

Youngseph: Yeah, old man!! Where's the rest of him?!

Dio: *rubs his forehead* Look, I don't know why this happens. All I know is my spells are missing something. Just... Try to deal with it in the meantime.

Caeser: Okay, and how the hell am I supposed to get around?!

Jonathan: *bounces over* Why, I can help with that, dear friend. Welcome to the club!

Caeser: Hm? How do I... *Strains to jump, falls on his side* Ugh...