so you know how Caffeinated Legend is...a THING now? Well here's a headcanon: he started drinking coffee solely because he realized it make him more alert and he stayed awake longer. Eventually, he noticed that coffee suppresses hunger so whenever he was low on supplies he had coffee to conserve what little he had left. It started out with him drinking it for "smart and strategic reasons" but now it's just full-blown addiction
Oh god oh Legend oh bby. I mean, this is a perfectly logical progression for how he developed a caffeine addiction though. I feel like Time really feels for him. Time strikes me as the kind of person who needs coffee to get through the day too












