#caffeinepants

[caffeinepants]

@scorrigan My pants aren’t made of caffeine, it’s...never mind.

[jewishsuperfam]

caffeinepants replied to your post:okay but i could really use some validation rn i...

You have a great butt and you make the dankest memes.

i am actually.....v ashamed of my butt.............what good is being fat for if my butt is still so awful...........................

i am pretty great at memes tho, ur not wrong

[mogartrash]

caffeinepants replied to your post:I’m trying to think of a way to see a 13.3″ screen...

Like, see how big it is compared to your current screen or see the proportions? I’d just use the Pythagorean theorem and sketch it out, honestly.

so i failed...school

pls explain further >.<

[saintdollyparton]

caffeinepants replied to your post:Gaahhh so many Halestorm songs give me Hollstein...

FUCKING HALESTORM OH MY GOD YES I was cranking it at my job today and nobody knew who they were jfc

I adore Halestorm! I saw them in concert a few years ago! They were on the Carnival of Madness tour with Chevelle and Evanescence. I was on the front row and I screamed to Lzzy that I loved her and she said "I love you too, darlin." I flipped out hahaha. They're going on tour with the Pretty Reckless soon and their Houston date already sold all the VIP Meet & Greet tickets. I'm waiting for them to add more dates and hoping there will be a few more in Texas cuz I must meet them! Lol. And Apocalyptic is so badass!

[annatheangelmilton-archived]

"Can I help you?"

[siirenis-archive]

caffeinepants replied to your post:WHOS GOOD AT MATH CAN U PLS TELL ME IF I DID THIS...

It looks right, but H can’t be on both sides of the equation. I know that much.

so does H = WL - RHL / RW become H + H = WL - RL / RW ?

then when you add it, it becomes 2H = WL - RL / RW and since we want to isolate it, you transpose 2 to the other side so its

H = WL - RL / 2RW ??

[feistypaants-archived]

caffeinepants replied to your post: i get upset bc if i lost weight and go...

look up how to conceal tattoos with makeup, problem solved.

maybe :/ I've heard stories of people who did that and the parks found out and fired them for not being truthful haha. i have mad fear about lying though, too. about a lot. i cant even stretch the truth, tbh.

[dj-triumph]

caffeinepants replied to your post:you stole my reply for agentclntbrtn's open, you silly fucker...i just went to check who else had responded and there you were. great minds think alike, i guess! have a nice day!

i suppose i should’ve mentioned i play tony as well, that’s what really stopped me…thought it’d be more or less plagiarism. all in good fun! with love and pancakes, alwaysinthegarage

[ That's you? Oh. That makes sense! ]