black cards for CAH VM: "your soul is [blank]", "i would like to [blank]", "where is larkin?", "how do you want to do this?", "doty, take [blank] down". white cards for CAH VM: "scanlan's cube-shaped dick", "making endless hamilton references", "naked with gauntlets", "the deck of many things", "disguising yourself as sexy sextuplets", "vore?"
HEY ANON I OWE YOU MY LIFE
alright who’s gonna play CAH w/ me featuring all these cards?
your soul is scanlan’s cube-shaped dick








