Jun 4, 2024
waking up with a bajillion final projects because my teachers are going all out for the last week of school. dying
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waking up with a bajillion final projects because my teachers are going all out for the last week of school. dying
CAR “TEH IMARTLE” LOENIS HCS
Ear-blistering Boston accent (thanks @diabolik-trash-heap)
Subsists on a diet of mostly slim jims and red vines; refuses to eat any food that isn’t long and thin.
His dick is 20 feet long but rolls up like a fire hose (again, thanks @diabolik-trash-heap)
Sleeps in a dog bed
Has a life-sized portrait of @themissimmortal‘s face tattooed on his chest (”MAASH”)
Carries an inflatable katana at all times. (It squeaks)
Voice of an angel, but only knows Nickelback songs
Starts each morning working out with Galduo (doing dick-pushups)