#caipin

[kitty-wants-to-write]

Turpin: I’m serious! They’re watching me! They’ve even got an agent following me! Don’t you believe me?  Caius: Look, it’s not that I don’t believe you… It’s that I don’t believe you and I don’t care.

[kitty-wants-to-write]

I heard you people like enemies to lovers

tssh

come get your food

[kitty-wants-to-write]

Sergei: The floor is lava!  Sage: *helps Rosemary onto the counter*  Turpin: *kicks Caius off the sofa*  Malcom: *lays on the floor*  Sergei: ...Are you okay?  Malcom: No.

[kitty-wants-to-write]

Caius: Why are you guys acting like this?  Turpin: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.

[kitty-wants-to-write]

Xey have no idea what’s coming

[thekittyburger]

Turpin : We’re having a moment, aren’t we?  Caius : If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

[kitty-wants-to-write]

Turpin: Are you a cuddler?  Caius: I'm a machine of death and destruction.  Turpin:  Caius: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.