#caitie things

[theloveinc]

Thinking about waking up early to see Bakugou kissing and cuddling the dog that he swore to god he didn’t want

Goes from "no pets on the furniture" to waking up with a huge lump between the two of you every morning, instead of spooning you, Bakugo is spooning "your damn dog" (as he calls them when he's mad).

Even TV time gets interrupted by this, which isn't bad bc who doesn't love snuggling with a dog, right? But no more mid-reality TV episode make out sessions that end with couch sex when Bakugo spends the whole 45 minutes giving "the hairy sausage" a full blown shiatsu massage and nibbles of popcorn (even though he claims you're the one making her chubby and ruining her diet).

Now you gotta be hyper vigilant about getting to him first in the morning or when he comes home at night unless you want him to kiss you with dog slobber all over his face😃

(What kind of dog do you think he has? I def think he needs one he can play a little rough w/)

[theloveinc]

camboy!au except its just your fave who's streams went viral simply bc they're all close ups of his face in your pussy or your boobs and you moaning the background

[theloveinc]

you get it <3

bestie <3 what praise.................

(was thinking about this again today--experiencing your first cycle with shiggy where neither of you are fully synced with one another yet. your lame attempt at a nest that's basically just his blanket and a couple of your favorite items of clothing on top of somebody's bed.

what feels like failure in that department to you doesn't mean a damn thing to him, cuz what's really important is that he can take over from there and finish building the rest of it himself, delighted by your vulnerability and embarrassment)

[theloveinc]

i know it’s bad but just seeing him turn around on the couch with his mouth dropped, cigarette in between his two fingers looking you up and down before he manages to get out “why do you look like a skimpy whore?” IS LKKE LMFFMFM OMGGG i think in his wrecked cold heart it’s kind of like a compliment. he doesn’t want u to go out with parts only he has seen 😞 although if he says reader looks like a prostitute he can rent at a red light district ill suffocate him

STOP OLD MEN WITH COLD BITTER HEARTS WHO STILL MANAGE TO LOVE is my weaknesssssss☹️☹️☹️💔💔💔 why am i imagining him in ONLY boxers on your couch being completely useless just waiting for you to come home (cuz can we really see the king of curses with an ACTUAL job? idk tbh lol) ... he doesn't know what to do with himself without you even if literally the only way he knows how to talk is thru insult </3

i do imagine he probably accidentally does call you a prostitute at some point.... and the repercussion of seeing you actually upset with him (and pushy and snappy and mean/sad) is enough to make him want to pull his own toenails out. it's genuinely one of the few times he honestly thinks he's. a fuck up for like. 1 remote second LOOL

esp because ego or not and completely ... unemotional lord of all realms or w/e he is that makes him not care about killing things ... if we ARE STILL talking about the fact he was born in a world where like. the strong survive and the weak die... i do think he has a minute where he's like... "man bully weak woman BAD" and it honestly makes sense to him why he needs to stop being a dickhead to u ndfjkadsj

[theloveinc]

i feel like at barbecues.. kiri is always given the job of making the dip, and does a damn good job at it :)

no because why does it always make me laugh to think about kiri as the cream cheese in the crock pot guy...

LMFAOOO he spent his whole 20s slathering kewpie mayo on everything only to finally be scolded about pulling himself together and actually learning how to make good sauces and dressings (probs by both you and bakugo)...

so by the time ppl are hosting more formal pot lucks for their families and stuff, he knows what he's doing w/ a dip. Never too creamy, too loose, too salty, too anything. Always perfect!!

(and I also like imagining him as good @ side dishes too. competing w/ bakugo abt who makes the best pickled veggies or double fried karage..... it's always a tough choice!!!)

[theloveinc]

mm kirishima tries stuffing his balls inside puppygirl!reader as a makeshift knot :(

He is … so stupid!!!!!!

So caught up in your mewling for him that he totally forgets puppygirls need a lil extra just to get them to the end. You’re begging and pleading from underneath with your cute, dark eyes, asking for it— pleasepleaseplease, Eiji, please!!!

And it’s not like he’s a virgin but he’s only been with human girls and boys before and has always been so damn fumbly w/ them….… being with you is the first time he’s really felt like a man and he doesn’t want to disappoint you so he just… tries… since he knows you can take it and…

…then you feel his chubby finger wiggling around in your puss trying to get his balls to sit right and it’s just… lmfaoooooooooooo…

(It gets you off but it’s not as good for you as it is for him, and you end up grumpy and he’s SO sorry because you deserve everything he has to offer and more, and next time he doesn’t know what he’s gonna do and, and, and—)

[theloveinc]

kat painting ur toenails and u doing his in return 😮😪

I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE and it literally makes me want to hit myself on the NOGGIN!!!

sat on the floor with your foot in his lap, his focused face (with the curled lip) on, he gets so invested in making it look right because of course he does!!! and he probably even gets one of those little tools so he can draw little flowers and hearts on your big toe for you, not that he'd ever admit he actually likes the focus.

and when it's his turn (i feel like he needs both his fingers and toes painted, but thats just me), he always gets so antsy about having his hangnails clipped or when you wanna put vaseline on one of his cracked nails (i feel like he has ugly feet from wearing boots all the time... idk tho)... but always calms down immediately when you praise him for being such a handsome, good sport :+) (tho he'd sit thru anything for you, and everyone agrees)

and it's also so cute, too... when he's a little roughed up and tired, with sore legs and bruised skin... and you sit him down to paint his nails anyway, remind him of how much you love him and love taking care of him...

or when you're exhausted from multiple long days in a row and he pulls out the hot water bath and lotion without even having to be asked, just to pamper you right back.

and it makes the both of you just that little bit more motivated to go back into work

[theloveinc]

Yeah! Lucky if it's kirishima as if it's deku or kaminari then it's bad news especially if someone doesn't catch you in time (cough kaminari) don't be too clumsy or bad luck prone or Izuku or Bakugou will buy you Velcro shoes lol

(in ref to this!)

No because Deku and his danger sense would catch you SO QUICK you probs wouldn't even know what had happened. One second you're walking, the next you're in his arms... which YAY if he's your bf🥺 and NOOOO if bakugo is yours (cuz he's probably even more irked than if it was just kiri doing his thing).

Kaminari, though... yeah. It's about 50/50 whether he catches you or not, and even then, if he does, he's just barely managing to grab your arm to keep you from going splat, and then there u are dangling in midair. Idk which is worse tbh.

And all thing considered, I actually wouldn't mind if Bakugo picked out my velcro shoes bc i know he at least has style...... Deku, on the other hand, probs hooks you up with the toddler squeaker sandals 3000 adflkajsdn