#cognacrevived

[theloveinc]

miguel likes being ur bed.. likes the weight of you on him.. likes keepin u safe n sound :3

It's like... Miguel's whole life is spent in one of two places: up on his platform in Spider-Society, or out in Nueva York where he's expected to be the sole protector of thousands of people... running around, fighting, getting beat... etc; both things relatively thankless endeavors in terms of what he should be doing vs. what he actually wants to be doing.

And no matter how sweet the grannies are who wave their handkerchiefs at him, their thank yous don't make up for the way his body aches after long days and even longer nights, or the sass he gets from spider-number-four-hundred-and-whatever complaining about lord knows what.

It's why, YES, he likes your bed! He likes your whole house!! He likes being with you in general, in a quiet, special place that's so different from the one that demands so much from him. It's not just about the protection (though that too, he'd keep you on a baby harness if he could, just to always know you're okay), but the fact that your bedroom is devoid of Lyla's sensors, the orange glow of endless holo-screens... even anything spider related, other than the one little Spiderman plush you bought from a street vendor a long while back; it's blue, chibi suit matching your very own one-and-only's...

...It's like an entirely separate world where nobody can find him. Nothing can interrupt your time together, esp when he's wrapped up in your covers, his watch about as far away as a living room gets from a bedroom, and you're somewhere close by (preferably, in his arms).

It's also just the cutest because he finally acts like the sweet man he is under all that responsibility and angst: getting all fake-grumpy and sassy at you for trying to get him up for dinner only to pull you under the covers with him... giving these big, stubbly smooches that he puts all over your face... and letting his actually goofy side show because he'd do anything to see you smile...

It's almost as if, he realizes eventually, he's found himself a little home in your bedroom.

[mcondance]

i literally wanna cook n clean for miguel and let him nap on my chest like dear lord i know i’d try to squirm out from under him cause of how heavy he is and he’d get cranky but lordddd :(((;

well… miguel lovers here y’all go

[theloveinc]

you wake up to kiri’s face in ur legs and he’s literally whimpering & on the verge of tears cause he needs to eat u out :(

It’s kind of stupid to be surprised tho, because almost every morning you catch him huffing the crotch of your nighttime shorts like an absolute pervert…

So ofc he finally reaches his limit one day, and the only thing concerning is really just how he was able to get down there between the sheets without waking you up sooner.

But who doesn’t want a little morning treat from such a giving man? Esp when he doesn’t even need you to shower before he’s opening your legs up and putting his tongue between your folds. I can bet that your coworkers definitely notice a change in your mood when you come in later that morning😉😉

[theloveinc]

i need to be the princess that knights!kiribaku are charged with guarding and taking care of..

imagine taking them on a little stroll through the castle gardens.. making them flower crowns.. making them steal some honeycomb from the hive on the tree.. sneaking little kisses in the hedge maze..

going to the market in secret.. Eijirou doing most of the talking while Katsuki bullies the vendor into lowering the price..

and yk.. having them outside my bedroom doors (in my bed snuggling me.. keeping their princess warm..) <3

Why am I like... dying at the thought of Kiri being so excited to guard your room at night because it means getting to take his big, heavy armor off early and sleep and get his nut off in your bigass royal bed???

And usually he's back up at 2am trying to get his knighty tighty whities on before trading spots with Bakugo, but since your recent...... developments... with them both, Bakugo's just crowding right into the bed with both of you and getting his sloppy seconds in the morning (and hitting Kiri on his fat head for taking up you and the whole bed).

...I feel like it's a big whole scandal in the castle when your attendant walks in with your hairbrush and outfit for the day and three groggy, naked people with bedhead sit up instead of just one.

(She's scurrying away and immediately telling not only the other maids and guards, but also the king... and Bakugo and Kiri are pulled away to be lectured except you go with them and fight back and then everyone and their mama knows you have two guards wrapped around your finger and it's this WHOLE. damn. THING.)

Or like... trying to canoodle with Bakugo while he's on duty in between his salutes to other guards, and it's so embarrassing because you're a royal, for god's sake! Stop hanging offa him like a barnacle, he doesn't want the general to see!!! But he also can't get enough of it, the feeling that you are his just as much as he is your sworn knight...

And then you do get caught! But thankfully it's only by Kiri who gets all whiney for not being there to be canoodled by you, too, and it's all just. SO CUTE.

(and yes to all the moments when Bakugo harasses a gardener to pick the most perfect rose for him to bring you, or Kiri shows up with bee stings all over his ass and tears in his eyes just so your tea can be perfect for the week, or at the market when you're not royal and guard but regular civilians with no sponserbilities... I am going to CRYYYY)

[theloveinc]

dad!katsuki who lets his kids walk on his back as he lies down on the floor because his back is sore and he doesn’t feel like paying for a masseuse <3

NO BUT THIS IS LITERALLY ME TOO!!! Practically every child I meet gets this treatment from me if there’s anywhere I can lie down jejkeennf (sadly not at work tho, given we’re always outside or in a cafeteria LOL)

BUT YES THO, and he does it even when the kids are big too because he keeps saying he wants more and more pressure… except by the time they’re like 15-16, the whole house is worried they’re gonna give him a hernia or crack his spine on accident lmfaoooo.

Kiri and Deku are always talking about getting him set up with their own physical therapists (hyping up how good their massages are and stuff) but Bakugo is so stupid bc his answer to them is always like “uhhh why would I need that when I have children?”

[theloveinc]

bakugo who’s wife is basically pinkie pie.. always smiling, laughing.. smells like a bakery.. very good with children <3

stop bc this will literally make me so delulu to think abt because WHY WAS MY ACTUAL FIRST THOUGHT THAT. U WERE SAYING BAKUGO AND Y/N WERE PONIES... and i liked it..... i was really getting into the ponyville!au for a sec A;DUFAKDJF;LAS.....

no, god, but... SO TRUE LORDDDDDDDD. shy ass grumpy ass quiet ass bakugo in love with the baker next door... can barely look them in the eyes when he says thank u for the free pastry... can't catch a damn hint to save his life but WOOOO NEITHER CAN THEY!!! CUZ THEY'RE FRIENDS W/ EVERYONE....

i am going ... to die...

[theloveinc]

i feel like at barbecues.. kiri is always given the job of making the dip, and does a damn good job at it :)

no because why does it always make me laugh to think about kiri as the cream cheese in the crock pot guy...

LMFAOOO he spent his whole 20s slathering kewpie mayo on everything only to finally be scolded about pulling himself together and actually learning how to make good sauces and dressings (probs by both you and bakugo)...

so by the time ppl are hosting more formal pot lucks for their families and stuff, he knows what he's doing w/ a dip. Never too creamy, too loose, too salty, too anything. Always perfect!!

(and I also like imagining him as good @ side dishes too. competing w/ bakugo abt who makes the best pickled veggies or double fried karage..... it's always a tough choice!!!)

[mcondance]

thinking about the fact that miguel probably has a custom-made bed to accommodate for his size and how when you take him to your place he has to sleep on the floor because your bed isn’t big enough😭

STOPPPPP.