@cakemittens my vagina looks like frowning purple Oscar the grouch
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like a geriatric with a soulpatch puckering on a sour warhead
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens my vagina looks like a crumpled up newspaper from september 12, 2001
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens my vagina looks like an empty eye socket that still blinks in a field of ants
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks lik satellite imagery of a herd of silverbacks majestically overlooking a ravine
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like an overmicrowaved hotdog
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens my vagina looks like Swamp Thing vacationing in the desert
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens my vagina looks like an old man's sundamaged fist holding a teeny tiny fetal baby fist
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like a warthog pressed its snout into a jello mold
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens my vagina looks like mr earnest grainger from are you being served mid-sneeze
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens my vagina looks like if someone smushed a bunch of cake and stuffed it into a mitten
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like someone carved a jack-o-lantern with a bottle opener then threw it in a fish tank
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like an owl pellet full of imitation crab
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like a sweaty piglet doing crunches
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like a sewer rat swimming through bubble gum
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens my vagina looks how skinny feels
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens my vagina looks like the front pocket of my fav pair of Abercrombie jeans that I spilled mayonnaise & soy sauce on
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like a pair of ear muffs crammed into a marsupials pouch
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like a chihuahua that bathed in nair for too long and got wrinkly
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like someone went bobbing for apples with a back scratcher made out of pipecleaners
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens my vagina looks like a distressed clam nestled on the back of an eastern European
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@cakemittens here's what my vagina really looks like. Sorry if it's not up for long pic.twitter.com/e74IerRJUl
— Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) August 15, 2013
@Are_Kelly my vagina looks like someone crocheted a tea cozy out of worms
— Cakemittens (@cakemittens) August 15, 2013
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