TG: no theyre upstairs fighting over that goddamn puppet again
TG: wish i could say i was surprised but they throw down over that hunk of felt and horrors every other week its like two stray dogs tearing apart a stuffed duck
TG: theyre about two minutes from a tussle over the thing so i got like an hour before it becomes my problem
TG: if im lucky theyll rip the thing to shreds and i wont ever have to see those beady eyes bearing down on me from the couch again
TT: Perhaps a custody agreement would benefit them?
TG: jesus no
TG: theyd start playing mind games about it and by the time they got anything meaningful charted out bro would assume hal is tricking him and hed probably be right about it
TG: besides custody agreement makes it sound like theyre the dolls divorced parents and thats not even remotely whats happening here
TT: Oh?
TT: Feel free to enlighten me.
TG: you know what
TG: forget about it











