What foods do they love, and what foods do they refuse to eat?
Pasta. Carbs are great. And there's a lot of food she won't eat, ain't nobody got time for that.
What is their weapon of choice, and what weapon do they dislike using the most?
No. Violence is bad. Cali couldn't physically hurt a fly.
What is their preferred method of transportation?
Walking or le car.
Who did they look up to the most as a child? Who do they look up to as an adult?
Her mum.
What kind of weather makes them happy, and what kind makes them sad?
She doesn't get too affected by weather. Cold rain means staying inside with hot chocolate and cuddles and sun means smothering Liam in sun cream and going to le beach. She doesn't mind either.
What languages do they speak? Do they have any idiosyncrasies or identifiable patterns of speech, word usages, etc?
English, Italian, fluent sarcasm when she's pissed off. Bit o' French.
What clothing do they like to wear, and what do they wear most often?
Depends on the whether. She's a sucker for comfy jumpers in the winter, but is all for dresses and shorts and shit in the summer. Even though she hates her legs but anyway.
Do they eat a healthy diet? A varied one?
Everything in moderation. She's not too strict about what she eats, and she eats whatever the fuck she's craving when she's preggo, but she limits herself the rest of the time.
As a child, what did they want to be when they grew up? Did they realize their dream?
She wanted to be a mum. Simple.
What makes them feel safe or secure? What makes them feel insecure or unsafe?
Ed. Ed makes her feel safe. Also keeping the hallway light on at night. She feels unsafe when Ed's not around or in crowded places.
What do they do when they need comfort? Do they seek out a person, a food, an activity, etc?
Ed Ed Ed. She needs Ed's arms around her, telling her it's alright and it's going to be fine, telling her he's there and not going anywhere. Also alcohol when she was younger, before Liam and such.
Do they sing or play any musical instruments, even if just for fun? How well?
She can sing well and plays le piano like a boss. But she leaves the musical stuff to Ed.
What decision in their past did they most analyze and fret over after the fact?
Losing le baby. Like if it was something she did, whether she could have stopped it. She blames herself for it so.
What are they like when they are drunk?
Horny as fuck.
Where in their body do they keep stress or tension?
Shoulders.
What do they think about where they currently live? If they could move elsewhere, would they?
She loves the house to pieces. Wouldn't change it for anything.
Do they have any pet peeves or petty dislikes, and how do they react to encountering them?
No shoes on the table or crumbs in the bed. It irriates her more than it should do.
What foods do they eat most often? Do they enjoy it?
Pastaaaaaaaaaaaa.
What is their favorite texture?
Clean bedsheets after a bath. Ahhh.
Do they like to travel? How do they pack and prepare?
Very organised when she does travel, but she barely ever does anymore.
How well do they take criticism? How do they react to others noticing their flaws?
It hurts man, she's an insecure little shit.
What are they like when they get sick? Do they have a particular system (ears, lungs, etc) that illness gravitates to?
She's just like "i'm a mummy it doesn't matter if i'm sick i need to do ____, ______ and ______"
What is their favorite drink?
Tea. Or some fancy ass cocktail or something stupid.
How do they react to being physically injured or undergoing medical treatment?
Hesitant. She's still sure she can do everything she could do before because she had to.
What do their hands look and feel like?
All soft and feminine and pretty.
Do they have children? Do they want children? What names would they choose?
Yesum. And she wants a perfect little family with lots of babies.
What is a gift that they have received that was especially touching or significant?
Her birthday present from Eddie <3
Do they have any allergies or chronic conditions?
She's allergic to mushroooooms.













