Author's note: Hey this is my second ever story (it's short I know), so keep that in mind when reading <3 Hope you enjoy!!
Genre: fluff.
Pairings: Harry Hook x Reader
Summary: Harry threatening people as always.
Warnings: My horrible grammar and punctuation. (My first language isn't English!)
You’re standing in the garden courtyard, casually scrolling through your phone when someone steps into your personal space with the energy of a golden retriever.
“Hey, gorgeous.” Chad says, flashing a grin that probably works on mirror selfies but not on you. “Looking stunning today. Must be hard dating someone who smells like seaweed and violence.”
You raise an eyebrow, not amused. “Excuse me?”
“I’m just saying… you could do better,” Chad says. “Someone who doesn’t carry around a hook like it’s fashion.”
And right on cue like the universe heard you thinking 'dear gods please let Harry show up and body this man’ you hear boots behind you.
“Oh, really?” Harry’s voice drops in, all danger.
Chad blinks. “Oh. Hey, man. Didn’t see you there.”
“Clearly.” Harry says, stepping forward, his hook casually spinning at his side like a very sharp fidget toy. “Too busy embarrassing yourself in front of my girlfriend.”
You can feel the heat radiating off Harry possessive, and just the tiniest bit smug.
“Tell me, mate.” he leans in close to Chad, “Do you always flirt with girls who are already taken, or is this a special kind of stupidity?”
Chad laughs nervously. “It’s just a joke dude, relax-”
“Oh, I’m relaxed.” Harry interrupts, smile sharp. “But my fist? Not so much.”
Chad backs off like someone just told him they were out of hair gel.
"Uh... I just remembered I need to go to football practice" quickly turns and walks away.
You glance at Harry, arms crossed. “You really love threatening people huh?”
“Only the ones who try to steal my treasure.” he smirks.
Then he turns to you, softening just a little.
“And you, darling, are my greatest treasure.”
You roll your eyes, but your smile gives you away. “That was so cheesy.”
“Aye,” he grins, leaning in close, “but it worked, didn’t it?”
You are the only one hacker in Auradon, so when you saw another person on lind doing your thing on the Auradon network, you decided to discover who that person was. After some digging on the internet and some observation on the real life, you discovered that your oponent was the son of Cruella d Vil.
You approached him on his way to the school and he seemed really happy that someone shares his hobby and can teach him something.
Jay
Your fathers were Yasmine and Aladdin and Ben had the incredible idea of introducing you to the VK because your parents were enemies. He tried to impress you but your father taught you how to deal with tricksters and that led to him having the personal goal of getting you flustered.
Chad Charming
You were a tansfered student from Arendell, emparented with Ana and Elsa, Audrey was your guide on Auradon. She presented you to Chad and well, you being a princess so beautifull with such an attitude (ice Kingdom=strong personality) made him get speechless and start to follow you like a puppy.
Ben Florian
Your father is the chesire cat so you can somehow travel between worlds and barriers so when Ben saw you with Island clothes on the lake he was captivated. You are not used to talking to people so you escaped with a smile. A couple of days later you came again and he was waiting for you with a basket full of food and invited you to talk.
Doug
You were Evie's sister, the black ship of your family because you were always really nice and good and couldn't hide it. So you were the first one to apologize to him about the team's behaviour and you always greeted him on the halls. That make him took the courage to ask you on a date.
Gil
His father knocked him out of the house for the night and he was wandering around the Island, you saw him and thru him a piece of bread. He was really hungry so he took it and then went to sit next to you. You didn't know why he did that but he was pretty funny and a little dumb so you didn't considered him a threat and let him sit.
Harry Hook
You are Scar's daughter (hibrid or witch human-lion) and you were on Lady Tremain's hairdress store, this was now your territory. Harry entered the place to recolect the money of the month and when you confronted him about the new situation and took the money away from him, he proposed to himself to take on your nerves everytime he could.
If I had a penny for everytime the more recent descendants movies cast an actress of colour to play the daughter of a Classic Disney Character but her older brother who we saw in the orginal trilogy was played by a white man then I'd have two pennies. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it ended up happening with both Chloe and Hazel.
How Well EAH Character Would Get Along With Their Descendants Counterparts Part 1
@caliburn-the-sword WHILE WE ARE HERE talking about EAH and Descendants crossovers, I thought this might be appropriate!
This'll be part 1 with characters who share the same parents, I'll do a part two with what I consider the narrative counterparts, which will be longer and more subjective :)
I am going to put this under a cut because it's very long lol
Evie & Raven: Immediate besties, they bond over their terrible moms and not wanting to be evil and their love of the arts (Evie and fashion, Raven in music), being in love with a total dork and ray of sunshine boy, and in having a long term gay situationship with their roommate
Mal & Faybelle: This sorta depends on the timeline, but I think they end up with something similar to Mal and Uma but toned down. Like halfway between Uma & Mal and Faybelle & Duchess. They do like each other and are sisters in bitching out, they both like to use their magic and think the princesses kinda suck and that the perfect nice royals are really boring, but their egos really rub each other the wrong way and Mal wouldn't like that Faybelle uses her magic to hurt people or that she genuinely wants to be evil, while Faybelle would think Mal was a wuss and have sorta similar feelings about her as she does about Raven. Like. You were given this big shot to be The Evilest of Them All and you just threw it away? So they'd fight but they'd get along more with each other than they get along with other characters. Friends who hate each other basically.
I also think Briar has the potential to do like she does with Duchess where she just quietly freezes Audrey out immediately and it would have this interesting side-effect of like. Audrey DOES get socially ostracized when Mal shows up, but she can at least kind of be like "well it was Mal, she was a cheater and used a love potion and she was a new shiny VK so she made this big spectacle." But with Briar? She's beating Audrey in the popularity contest every time because Briar is GENUINELY a nice person who is GENUINELY fun to be around, and people like her because she's an entertaining party girl but also because she's got a big heart. She throws study parties and fundraisers and community gardening events because she cares.
Audrey & Briar: I think this is the juciest one! In short, I think Briar could fix her? Maybe? Cuz obviously they first meet and Briar would NOT like that Audrey is a bitch. But Briar is also someone willing to overlook the faults of her friends (Blondie and Apple specifically) and before True Hearts Day she doesn't seem to mind inviting Duchess to social functions and having her as part of the princess posse, and Duchess and Audrey are very similar in a lot of ways. So I think that Briar has the potential to become a friend to Audrey who just doesn't let her bullshit slide.
So I don't know if Audrey would know what to do with herself if she felt-like she "lost" the popularity contest in a fair way and just sorta fell from grace. Especially since Briar is way less in the closet and there wouldn't be competition for King of the Land (Ben or Daring, take your pick). It might prompt some actual introspection. I don't know that Audrey would have it in her to BLAME Briar the way she blames Mal, especially because even if Briar froze her out it would be quiet and subtle. Not a whole big thing, just a "I'm not going to invite her to my parties anymore cuz she's mean and it kills the vibe. If she gets in a fight with someone, I'm mostly likely going to side with them because she most likely started it." So Audrey wouldn't have that obvious antagonism like she does with Mal.
Either way, I think Briar could fix her. She might not have been able to fix Apple, but I think she could pull off this.
Ben & Rosabella: Oh they would get along SO well, they are drawing up plans on their first meeting for all of the changes they wanna make. Go off Rosabella, Ben will support you getting the beasts rights, he's part beast himself. He'll help you organize that petition about magically modified grains! I think Rosabella would tear him a new one when she learns he got distracted about his plans for social reform by getting a hot date, but he already felt very bad about it and immediately put his nose back to the grindstone when he had his attention redirected, so I think he'd just sorta take the lecture and be like "You're right, you're right, help me fix it." Oh pleeeeeeeaaaaaaasee let them meet, Rosa is already a master of handling cringe white boys, she'd keep him on task, let these cousin/sibling kids be a force of nature and terrorize the government together!!!
Farrah & Jane: Honestly I think they'd be good for each other. They're really kind helpful souls who have been conditioned to give themselves to others a lot without regard for their own needs, and I think they'd be able to watch out for each other. It's when you put two quiet kids who are used to being surrounded by louder people, and for once the two of them actually have a chance to talk and it's sweet. I think Farrah would love teaching Jane to use her magic and would probably treat her to a full fairy godmother makeover so that Jane gets to feel like a princess. Jane might not have a magic wand, but she has organization and networking skills and I think she'd know just the right people to help Farrah take a day off and give her the princess treatment too, plus I think they both like theatre (canon for Farrah, headcanon for Jane) so they'd be able to nerd out about it. My precious lil cinammon rolls <3
Uma & Coral: Coral is a lot younger than Uma, so I think it's immediate protective big sister mode. Like. If they were closer in age, Uma might find it in her to be annoyed by Coral's sweetness. But with their age gap and the fact that they have very similar mothers, I think Uma just immediately goes "I've only had Coral for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself." Coral for her part, is ecstatic to have a big sister figure (she seems very lonely both times we meet her and very chummy with Raven for not having talked much). She'd love showing Uma all her witch stuff and she'd love Uma teaching her to swordfight and probably be very happy to ride along on any scheme of Uma's.
Ashlynn, Chad & Chloe: I defer to your expertise, especially where Chloe is concerned, but ON GOD they have such sibling energy. Ashlynn is the dedicated oldest child who sold her soul to keep the peace in the family and watches over her younger siblings to dust them off when they get into scrapes, Chad is the neglected middle child who turned into an asshole because he gets no attention at home. (And what I've gathered from Chloe, she's the overprotected and sassy youngest child). Even if they didn't grow up together and just got locked in a room, I think Ashlynn would fall into this pattern of very gently trying to correct his behavior in this quasi-motherly way.
This also does kinda depend because Chad in the first movie was actually a manipulative and bigoted dick, but in the rest of the franchise he turned into the Just Ken to Audrey's evil Barbie where he was more of a loveable spineless dumbass who somehow manages to be both gay-coded and the straightest man alive (His name is *Chad* for fairy's sake). He retained his misogyny in D2 but he quickly had a bunch of girls and guys kick his ass about it, so I assume he got better. So if Ashlynn met movie one Chad I think she'd sic an army of enraged animals on him, if she met any other Chad she'd start older-sistering him.
