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Currently editing my Tumblr theme, so if it looks like shit, I'm either not done or I'm done. AW YEAH!

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Y'know she's a keeper in my books when she engages in a Pokemon pun battle with me.

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Haha I was gonna talk to the girl that I like today, but then I woke up with a bad cold this morning and the universe just doesn't want me to get a girlfriend ever apparently hahaha What the fuck, body?? I thought we were togetheR on this YOU SICK SACK OF SKIN!!! hahaHAHAHAHAHA 

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~HAPPY HOLIDAYS~ When you get this you have to post five things from your holiday wishlist. Then pass this on to your ten favorite followers!

Eehhhh I don’t really have a wish list, there’s not much that I want, BUT SINCE YOU ASKED SO NICELY

Season 2 or 3 of American Horror Story

I’d like for the strings on my guitar to be changed because they’re rusty as all Hell right now.

Natasha Negovanlis. That’s it. The list can stop right here.

Really, it can, because I can’t think of anything else that I’d want for Christmas. Maybe something involving Wonder Woman…? I dunno. Thanks for sending this my way!

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I asked a woman if she wanted anything written on her cake today (I write stuff on cakes with icing like 'Happy Birthday' or whatever) and her daughter just looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Draw a penis on my cake." The face of the mother was fucking gold and she just dragged her daughter away and they never came back for their cake. This job is the best.

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February, March, April, June, July

Heeeyyy awesome! I’ve already answered April and July over here, but I’d be more than happy to answer the others!

February: City/State

Livin’ in the big city of Montreal! It’s snowing a whole bunch at the moment and I got to break out my cool, new boots that look like they’d be good for a Legend of Zelda Link cosplay one day!

March: Favourite colour

Green is the best colour ever and no one can convince me otherwise.

June: Favourite book

That’s like making me pick between which of my children to keep. That is if I ever have children.

I’ll just have to give you my top five in no particular order.

Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman

Stardust also by Neil Gaiman

Egg & Spoon by Gregory Maguire

Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs

IT by Stephen King

ALSO Coraline by Neil Gaiman. The book is waaaaayyy creepier than the movie and I recommend all of these books if you’re looking for something to read.

Thanks for the asks, man!

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July and october!!!

Ahhh, shucks, I already answered July right here, but I’d be more than happy to answer for October! Thanks for sending me an ask! :3

October: Favourite game

I’m going to assume this means video game. But if not, I really like playing chess, and I’m pretty good at that, too.

In terms of video games, my favourite one is, uh… hm. This is a bit of a tough question since there are a whole slew of games that I love a lot! If I had to pick one, though, it’d have to be Donkey Kong 64. Not only is it such a fun game to play, but it holds a lot of sentimental value, what with being the first video game I ever played ever. And I made it pretty gosh darn far, too (205 golden bananas, yo) before my brother SOLD THE WHOLE CONSOLE AND GAMES BEHIND MY BACK THAT ASSHAT!! But Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess and Metroid Prime: Echoes tiw for a very VERY close second.

Thanks a whole bunch for the asks!

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April, may and July ~

THANK YOU, GOOD FRIEND WHOM I LOVE

April: Favourite hair colour and amp; favourite eye colour.

I don’t know what “amp” means… so I guess I’ll just answer hair and eye colour. Er, I really, really like green eyes. I don’t see it often which is such a darn shame.

I haven’t really got a hair preference, hair is hair. But I tend to flip between red and black. Although I mostly just wish I had black hair for myself. Hehehe

May: Favourite manga and anime

I don’t really read manga… at all. It’s mostly anime that I watch. Not that I have anything against the mangos. Favourite anime has to be Sword Art Online. The first half of season 1, though. When they have that episode arc about the game with fairies is just so awful. I also really like Gurren Lagann.

July: Favourite Song/Band

But it changes, like, every two weeks… I guess, uh… The Joy Formidable’s This Ladder Is Ours. Actually their entire album, “Wolf’s Law,” is just really good and I’ve liked this band a whole lot for a long time.