Hey hey, Hope your having a nice week! Was wondering if you'd be up for writing more for Worker Bee or Calling all Cops? I miss my lil bug boi and my big brat police bot.
Don't mind if your not up for it. I understand if you are busy or not in the mood ^^
Hope you have a good Christmas!
Sure!
Calling All Cops Pt 3
Barricade x Reader
• Hefting your shovel as the thing drags itself, it’s denta gritted, you eye your phone on the ground far too close to the monster. “What are you?” Some kind of escaped government experiment? You’ve seen the Boston Robotics dogs before, but this thing is light years ahead. Maybe literally. “Are you an alien?” You guess and it doesn’t answer you, just growls. That face is eerily human, it’s, his, expressions a bit too uncanny.
• Ignoring the organic chirping dumb questions at him, he grimaces and presses his hand against his side to try and staunch the energon bleeding out of him. Had known there was something about the Insecticons that had always put him on edge, but hadn’t realized they were cannibals. What sane Cybertronian tries to eat someone alive? Venting raggedly, he realizes he’s in trouble. That his self healing can’t handle this alone. If he doesn’t stop the bleeding, he doesn’t stand a chance.
• Grip tightening on your shovel when he turns his scowl on you, the fine hair at your nape lifts. The single door wing flicking, the thing growls, optics narrowing. “If I don’t stop the bleeding, I’m going to offline,” he says, staring at you expectantly. Does that mean die? Is he bleeding to death? “I need to mend the tears in my lines,” he adds when you don’t budge. Asking you for help when you’re really not that inclined to get closer. What if it’s a trick to lure you close enough to squish like a grape?
• Jaw clenching when you just stare at him, he tries to push himself up and collapses, his systems wailing warnings at him. If he goes into forced stasis, he’ll bleed out. And right now he hates the Insecticons, hates you, and hates himself. “Please,” he growls, the word costing him. Asking for help from some pitiful, little squishy alien. Who happens to be his only chance. Doesn’t want to die here on this miserable rock, never seeing Cybertron again.
• Watching it shuddering, optics dimming as it sags slightly, venting raggedly, you reach out with the shovel and rake your phone closer. Aware of it watching you and rumbling, but not trying to stop you. Snatching up your phone, you unlock it and hesitate. The smart thing to do would be to call the police. Let them, the government, anyone more qualified than you, deal with ET. Watching him shivering and groaning, you close your eyes. Inhale and grab your gardening gloves off the shelf, leaning your shovel against the wall, and digging through the bins until you find some dusty electrical tape. And you turn toward the massive hulk of the thing. Because he’d said please and when have you ever done the smart, responsible thing?
Calling all cops and autobots,
I hope that you're still there
Saving victims from the wreckage
Of our wild affairs, such wild affairs.
Copy all cats and acrobats,
I know you dont play fair,
Sending sickness through the atmosphere,
Without a care, without a care.
Calling all dolls and concert halls,
The curtain hits the cast,
They parade like perfect ponies,
But it never lasts, it never lasts.
Sever all ties to satellites
That broadcast worthless words
You're extrapolating nonsense
And it really hurts, it really hurts.
When Im awake,
I make the same mistakes they make.
When Im awake,
I cant escape.
When Im awake,
I make the same mistakes they make.
And everything just falls apart.
Calling all cops and autobots,
I hope that youre still there,
Saving victims from the wreckage,
Of our wild affairs, such wild affairs.
Suffer all teens and dramamine,
The coast is not yet clear,
Every continent has chaos,
And we need you here, we need you here.
When Im awake,
I make the same mistakes they make.
When Im awake,
I cant escape.
When Im awake,
I make the same mistakes they make.
And everything just falls apart.
(Calling all cops and autobots)
And everything just falls apart,
(Calling all cops and autobots)
And everything just falls apart.
And everything just falls apart.
