How to find Callisto: The Wrong Way
Cedric: *looks around*
Cedric: This calls for desperate measures
Cedric: *cups his hands over his mouth* PENELOPE SUCKS!
Callisto: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?! *draws out sword*
Cedric: Wait! No! Your Highness! I didn’t mean- *runs away with a furious Callisto chasing him*








