#callmeneutral

[joesephsimmons]

call-me-neutral

Do I rp with them:

nope

Do I want to rp with them: 

yep

Do I follow them: 

i do now

My opinion on them:

so I didn’t know all that much about your blog, but after looking at your bio and stuff like that I’m super interested! your character looks so well developed and this makes me excited okay

can you come rp with me please

[look-at-johnnys-ass-blog]

✉

Morning sexy fucker,

I had to go food shopping since you think all the food in my house is ‘rabbit’ food. You should really eat healthy, ya know. There’s coffee and a pack of cigarettes on your nightstand.

Love you! <3

PS, if you really love me, you’ll clean Smokey’s litter-box.

[look-at-johnnys-ass-blog]

☱

Dear Stupid Journal,

The only thing I ate today was an apple. And I'm reeeally hoping Sonny doesn't notice. I know he wants me to be healthy, and he wants me to be around for a long time, I get that. But he doesn't know what it's like. The pressure, and to have every single flaw on your body eat away at you inside until all you can do is just... puke. To be in the spotlight where most of your life and your career is being judged.It sucks, and it hurts, and I wish he wasn't so hard on me about it.

[look-at-johnnys-ass-blog]

Babe. <3

Of of course, hubby.

We kissed by accident:[xxxxxx] continue kissing[] smile[] awkward[] walk away[] be like wtf [] kiss you back(maybe ravish you later…) 

If you hugged me:[] hug you back[] let you[xxxxxx] hug you heaps more[] push you away(ravish you again)Would I date you?WE’RE MARRIED YOU LITTLE SHIT WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS.[] yes[] no[] maybe[] probably[] already haveYou should:[] text me[xxx] get in my bed now (if you think I’m asking, you’re wrong. Get in here nao.)[] talk to me more[] come see me [] leave me alone!

[moran-is-your-man]

ooc:

laughing so hard

I'm so sorry the wrath of James suddenly becomes ghetto

but trust me there are no hard feelings

I'm just laughing so hard

why I love James' mun more than life

[look-at-johnnys-ass-blog]

❤

(Ultra gaaaay)

{Text} Hey bby. I miss youuu, now I know how it feels when I have to leave for work u_u Anyway, I still can’t believe we’re married. It’s a shocker but I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you c: You’re a little shit, but you’re my little shit, and I really don’t know how to express how much I love you. I can just hope that you’ll understand how much you mean to me, and never leave me. Because I really couldn’t live without you <3

ps, would we break the coffee table if I fucked you on it?

[look-at-johnnys-ass-blog]

I deserve a bigger ring.