#calvincanons

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MOBILE DATING GAME

CALVIN ROUTE

TAGGED BY: @misspauling TAGGING: @robbedroyal @fouroclock-rock  @sourcandykisses

ROUTE START: “I mean, I’d probably pick me too if I were in your shoes.” ROUTE SWITCH: “Whatever, I wasn’t that into ya anyway.”

MENU INTERFACE, POKE A: “Yo!” MENU INTERFACE, POKE B: “Alright, ya got my attention, what?” MENU INTERFACE, POKE (REPEATEDLY): “I’d cut it out if you plan on keepin’ that finger.” MENU INTERFACE, POKE MAX ♥: “Well I can’t blame ya for wantin’ my attention...”

COMPLETED SCENE, +♥: “Maybe, uh... maybe we could do that again sometime?” COMPLETED SCENE, -♥: “Well, that was waste of both our times. So thanks for that.”

GIFT (NEUTRAL): “This ain’t a handout, right?” GIFT (DISLIKED): “Wow, uh. This is definitely... somethin’...” GIFT (LIKED): “Oh, shit, this is... wow! You sure this is for me?” GIFT: (THEIR BIRTHDAY): “I... didn’t think you even knew when my birthday was. This is... real cool, man. Thanks.”

BIRTHDAY:  “Listen, before ya get all weepy, I already know how amazin’ I am. So y’ don’t have to say it, but I mean, I ain’t gonna stop ya if you wanna, so...”

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🌼 Plant Personality 🌼

Dandelion Scrappy and tough, you’re a pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps kind of person. You don’t give up easily and you often thrive in situations that others would find discouraging. You have an instinct to serve others and see yourself as most useful in times or places of crisis, but you may over-rely on your toughness and forget how sensitive you really are.

Fennel You’re quiet, sometimes shy, with a tendency to be reserved. You have a humble, kind nature and often find yourself taking care of others. You can be known to hold things in, and you don’t always speak up for yourself. This tendency to hold things in can lead to disturbances.

Slippery Elm Let’s just say you’re a vocal person. Sure, that might mean you’re chatty. But it also means you’re the one humming in the hallway, singing in the shower, speaking your mind, standing up and shouting if need be to get yourself heard. You’ve got a voice and you know how to use it. Inclined to speak up for the voiceless, defend the defenseless or simply bring joy to the joyless, you may have a tendency to overuse your voice.

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MUSE AESTHETIC

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Bold what applies to your muse.

the softest palms that never want to touch you until after a bottle of wine. / “ just braid your hair if you won’t brush it, at least, you useless girl. ” / pulling on your skirt with one hand as you shuffle away. / “you’ll get it done before the day is up.” / guilt that isn’t yours to have. / it’s a crooked game, but it’s the only one in town. / chains. / “how could you do this to me?” / the sharp sting of guilt. / you feel something even though you’re paid to do the opposite. / the family you never had. / falling backwards through time. / quicksand. / drowning, but you don’t save yourself. / “you’re getting better.” / “he smiles like a snake.” / you’re the stars and the sky. / there’s a part of you that couldn’t stay away even if you were forced to. / they are your wings, there’s no doubt there. / “ let’s take off somewhere. let’s fly. ” / you edge a bit too close to the sun. / another ghost to take your place after every stumble. / deep roots in the ground slashed open in the sun. / rock candy melting in water. / waves rise and leave the foam behind. / the precipice you call home has a tip you’ll reach eventually. / happiness is the best front a man can take. / “ i’ve never seen someone as beautiful as you before.”/ you disagree; they’re more beautiful. / discomfort at the tiniest of touches. / the sky opens up when you see them. / rain comes down. / poppy fields. / your sanity hanging by a thread. / “oh god, what have you done?” / roommates weren’t supposed to be the smartest ones of all. / he’s got a devil on his shoulder and an angel in his mind. / you try to help, but it only got worse. / now they’re dead, it’s all your fault. /adam & eve in the garden. / a temptress in crisp button-downs. / “fuck, you’ve gone off the deep end, haven’t you?” / they lie so perfectly you almost forget yourself. / the spark that lit the kindling on your funeral pyre. / sugar and spice and a taste for the dark side./ yes saint laurent black opium on your pillow, a scented cloud drifting behind you like a cape. / crisp green apples piled up on the table. / your shoes are sharp, but your wit is even sharper. / what a pretty one, they say. / you laugh without humor. / a soft, hollow spot sits in your chest. / there’s a place you’ll never leave no matter who tries to stop you. / the seat of power fits like a glove. / heavy is the head that wears the crown. / you share a space, but not a mind. / they think you are weak; you are, maybe. / “ what are you going to do with all of these pills? ” / an empty bird’s nest. / broken pencil tips. / there’s an empty paper in front of you that you’ll never fill. / “we want you to succeed. i hope you can grasp that.” / “they weren’t there when it happened.” / corruption. / there’s a red string tying you together. / the scent of whiskey on the horizon. / “you’re the best friend i’ve ever had.” / pink tipped fingers lock in secrecy. / 99 red balloons drifting through a hazy sky. / you try to lift your head up, but it’s so much effort. / always walking on sunshine. / there’s a million reasons to come down from the clouds, but you can’t be bothered. / hair twisted up with glitter butterfly clips like a haphazard mobile. / you drift, but you know where you’re going. / no one has any dirt on you because you’re infinitely spotless. / the empty side of your bed they crawled into when they were nine. / court hearings. / “I miss you.” / siblings are a funny thing. / they point out every family-shaped hole in every picture on the mantelpiece. / blackbird screaming / wake in nightmares / are you an illusion? / I don’t feel real. / who is in control?

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♔  :  MUSE PREFERENCES

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open curtains / closed blinds  ;  stray dog / house cat ;  people / pets ;   outside / inside ;   half-empty / half-full ;   tv / radio ;   sing / dance ;   shoes / sandals  ;   cash / credit ;  hike /drive / fly ;   casual / elegant   ;   center / corner   ;   sword / shield ;  airplane / boat ;  fizzy / flat   ;  garnished / plain   ;   extra salt / extra pepper ;   spicy / mild ;   record player / digital media   ;  opaque / transparent  ; white lies  / complete truth ;   blunt / subtle ;  loud / silent ;  books / music  ; familiar / new ;   youth / experience ;   spoon / fork & knife   ;   knife / baseball bat  ;  space / ocean ; bow & arrow / blow dart   ;   love at first sight / slow burn ;  freckles / dimples   ;  long lashes / long fingers  ;   soft lips / sensitive neck  ;  slow dance / intimate conversation 

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Sex & Romance | accepting

What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation?

Calvin is bisexual, biromantic! Though he leans more toward women, and also he’s closeted.

At what age did my muse lose their virginity?

Twenty! With a certain someone, wink wink.

What is my muse’s ideal date?

Something casual and fun. Nothing too fancy. Like. Cheeseburgers at a local diner, maybe a nice walk in the late evening, chilling and watching a lame movie. He feels like he has to really try but in reality his ideal date involves him not having to try at all.

Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship?

Uhhhh lmao yeah. That’s what he just got out of. He’d go back to it, though, if he thought he could make it work.

What was my muse’s first heartbreak?

When his high school sweetheart broke up with him! Admittedly it was his own fault for lying to his brothers and friends about having sex with her when they really didn’t. He really, really liked her, but at the end of the day, he just didn’t really respect her enough to be with her. Honestly good on her for getting out while she could, but it broke his poor little boy heart.

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bleeding heart, foxglove, lavender, love in a mist, daisy

botanical asks | accepting!

Bleeding HeartWhat makes your heart go mushy?

Ain’t too fond of gettin’ all mushy ‘bout shit, honestly... but uh. Maggie, mostly. I mean who don’t get a lil’ soft ‘round a cute dog? But yanno, family too, now n’ again. My ma, Shirley. Not my brothers, they’re stupid. Kids are alright, though.

FoxgloveWhat is your favorite color and in what shade?

Well I like red, obviously. Like dark red, though? N’ I like yellow n’ green. Like, uh... I guess a forest sorta green? Like a pine tree.

LavenderWhat is something that you’ve always wanted to be/have/get but can never have?

Always wanted t’ be in the major leagues... wasn’t quite good enough outta school, though. Then I came right here. Now... well, uh, I mean, it’s pretty much outta the question. 

Love in a MistWhat’s the latest dream you can remember?

I dunno. I don’t remember... I haven’t been dreamin’ too well, lately. Either I ain’t havin’ ‘em or I’m forgettin’ as soon as I wake up. Probably for the best, though.

DaisyWhat is your favorite flavor of cotton candy, ice cream, and juice?

Okay well, cotton candy just tastes like sugar, but I like the blue one. I LOVE cherry ice cream. Or like cherry with chocolate in it? Holy shit... but if they made like, Bonk brand ice cream? Can you imagine that!

As for juice... does Bonk count as juice? I mean, it’s got cherries, right... but, uh, actually, there’s a lot of good juices t’ drink after ya run, but I can’t get access to a lot of ‘em here. Orange juice is alright, long as you can mix it with somethin’ else.

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Rose, orange, honey, sandstone, mint, baby blue, ultramarine

Send me a shade of color for my oc to answer!

Rose - Would you consider yourself a romantic person?

Ah... maybe sometimes? Guess it depends on the person, really. I mean, if I like someone, I try t’ be kinda romantic. Ain’t sure if it ever really comes across the way I want it to, though. 

Orange - What are some of your comfort foods?

Pasta, mostly- my ma used t’ make a killer spaghetti. Peanut buttah’s always good too. Pretty much any junk food, yanno, tacos, pizza, stuff like that. N’ bonk, of course.

Honey - Have you ever considered marrying someone? What is your opinion on marriage in general?

Ehhh. I guess I’ve thought ‘bout it once or twice. I wanna get married, one day. Just... findin’ the right person that’s causin’ me some trouble. But I mean, I think marriage is pretty important. Like, the ultimate commitment to someone, yanno? Final step toward total happiness or whatever.

Sandstone - Who in your life has been the most healing for you?

...Charlotte.

Mint - What is your favorite Ice cream flavor?

Holy shit- cherry, of course! But I mean, I like pretty much anythin’ that’s cherry flavored. Oh, I like that shit with the lil chocolates in ‘em too. Like, the cherry with chocolate. Oh my god I want some ice cream now...

Baby (blue) - Would you consider having children? If so, how many?

Yeah! I really wanna have kids of my own one day. Probably more than one, but definitely not eight. I don’t wanna put another kid through somethin’ like that, heh. But maybe a couple a boys!

Ultramarine - What is your favorite aquatic creature?

Hey, I fuckin’ hate this question. Fish? Fuck ‘em. Sharks n’ shit? Definitely not. Everythin’ else’s got like fuckin’... nasty slimy skin, or weird tentacles, or teeth... just, no. Don’t ever ask me this again.

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Charming, super good looking, and an overall great date. I cook pretty well , if I need to- but there's a lot of places where I'm from where we could just go instead. Good with kids, dogs, you name it. ;D

would I date this anon?

Oh... I mean. If ya put it all that way, of course I’m gonna wanna date ya. I like food. And I mean I gotta a dog and she ain’t exactly picky, so... sure, why not? If you’re ever on the RED base, come find me.

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