#paladins

[prokopetz]

The Dungeons & Dragons paladin is objectively the funniest class because at first glance it seems like an artefact of an earlier age of the fantasy genre for which contemporary inspirations are thin on the ground, but then you dig into its thematic core and realise there are contemporary popular media characters who almost perfectly fit the mould, but like 80% of them are deeply unwell teenage lesbians.

[hedgehogoftime]

Thinking about Paladins...

Thinking about Oath of Devotion Paladins, and how over time they seem less and less like flesh and more and more like stone, as solid as their oaths. How more and more it seems like a light shines from their eyes. How their movement slows as they get older, becoming more and more a thing of stone and light. How they become less a person and more an idea, a promise made flesh. When they die, they become a statue with burning light where their eyes once were. Many take their final rest upon seaside cliffs, acting as an eternal beacon to those in need.

Thinking about Oath of the Ancients Paladins, and how the grass they tread upon might grow a bit greener than it did before. How fruit tastes sweeter when they pluck it. How vegetables and grain grow from the blood and bodies of their slain foes. Life springing from bringers of death. How when they bleed, seeds and pollen might release from their wounds along with the blood. How their skin feels more like bark as they grow older. How their presence feels like peace, like rest. How when they die, the Oak Father takes this warrior into his embrace, and a fruit tree grow over their grave, so they might give once more in death as they did in life.

Thinking about Oath of Vengeance Paladins, and how their mere presence might inspire fear and truth. They barely need to ask questions, one look at those eyes, filled with wrathful calm in equal measure is enough to break almost any who look upon them. How their blood might literally boil when it is spilled, so true is their commitment. How they might weep when they are given the chance to at last be kind. How when they die there is nothing to bury, the fire in their souls fueled by their oath consumes their flesh at last, and then they are nothing but ash.

Thinking about Oathbreakers. How the sun is too bright, and it hurts their eyes. How the night is too dark, and always their vision is off. How their hands always find thorns or sharp edges. How every step they take might be an agony, a reminder of how they committed the truest and most fundamental treason of all. How the very air they breath seems to cut at their lungs as the world itself whispers "wrong thing. wrong thing. traitor" in their ears. Their blood never seeps into the ground, only evaporates. Their body does not even rot. The world itself rejects them.

Thinking about Paladins...

[moriishaii]

another old one heh

[kaiweki]

Klance and its just the team knowing they love each other and waiting for them to realise is great, but i am a sucker for klance where they already know they love each other, they're actually already dating, and somehow the team just haven't caught on.

And they wouldn't even try to hide it, not really (they'd try but it soon comes to realisation that they aren't very good at being subtle) so they just give up and cut the act because they figured the team already knew and just didn't find it surprising —because the team never reacted.

The team doesn't react, until Lance comes in one morning, showered after early training with Keith. He goes to get some food, only for an arm to wound around his waist and Keith burying his head in the crook of Lance's neck, tired and drowsy and surprisingly (to no one but the team) clingy and affectionate. Lance hums, lighly pecks Keith' on the head which incites Keith to press a light his on Lance's neck. And then they just, stay like that until Lance makes his food and goes to take a seat.

Except when he turns, the whole team is staring at them and he doesn't know why, it's just:

Lance:Hey Keith,the Team's staring at us. Keith, looking up : uhh, hello? why you staring at us. Pidge:what the hell was that PDA? Lance, panicking and sincere as ever:OH! wait sorry did that make u feel uncomfortable- Shiro:I think what Pidge meant, was how long was this a thing? *Keith and lance share a look* Keith: Huh? Like a few months? I mean thats how long we've been dating hasn't it? Team:YOU'RE DATING??!!??!!? Klance: You didn't know???

[rizno]

Pip phone home? A painting I did of Pip from Paladins using his Invader (best) skin. Beware of probes.

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[samcat18]

Me in previous CR campaigns: it's a shame there's not that many paladins ever in campaigns, or that the paladin-ing happens during the storyline, i'd like to see more PCs start there and have more time to explore and grow into that relationship but also i'm biased, it's fine...

Me seeing party comp for campaign 4:

[camelidae]

The modern dragon “slayer” knows that a little buttering up and a lot of sandwiches is usually all that’s needed to convince the average dragon to leave the village sheep alone.