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XD What crap does your brain wonder about?

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What doesn't kill you make you funnier!

Hahah, as you know, my humor is darker than my soul. But this dark humor keeps me alive all these years. Hope is a beautiful thing <3 That and the desire to see the first snow fall for the first time in my life. 

Did I just share a black star? Maybe. Hang in there.

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How to get out of awkward situations

From growling stomach during class to caught dancing with someone else's girlfriend. We show you how to get out of those everyday awkward situations.

^^ Thank you for watching. Let me know what you think.

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Anesexual shirt. XD Finally arrived. 

Don't ask about the teddy bear. lol.

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Anesexual t-shirt ;D  Yes I am in the pic. Lol That is the snail necklace...too bad the lights reflected off of the shirt and the snail is impossible to see. =(

I totally photoshopped that girl in btw.

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^^ Thank you, icewhip

For your Kreyul doll~ Hahah his pants won't stay on. Like the slut that he is. It's just so appropriate.

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Is it fine if I throw out the stuff that's on the bottom shelf of the basement fridge? These two guys who used to eat it stopped moving about one month ago.

Discard the left over poisoned food after your time out as well.

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Lol why do I feel gay holding a purse…

Hats fix all bad haircuts. Thank you, whoever invented them.