location: country club for: @s1ipns1ide - camille
the woman at the membership desk has asked for his residential address , his emergency contact, his vehicle registration, his sponsor's signature , and whether he intends to use the tennis courts recreationally or competitively.
" the one more likely to cure terminal boredom , maybe. " he says , leaning one elbow on the counter like this is all very interesting. if he's lucky there'll be a SWAT team involved. " unless your definition of competitive includes humiliating someone's father after two whiskies. " the coordinator doesn't quite appreciate his humour, and cade's neck is starting to hurt.
head cants the other way, to the nearest unwitting audience. " by any chance, would you have a light ? "