#campgroundproblems

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Eat the pool?

Camper on phone: Is the pool free?

Staff: Yes, it is.

Camper: Okay, one more question. Can I eat the pool?

Staff: Excuse me?

Camper: Can I eat the pool?

Staff: Do you mean can you eat AT the pool?

Camper: Yes, eat the pool.

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Barnacles.

Customer: Do you have any literature on the Barnacle Gardens?

Staff: .... do you mean the Botanical Gardens?

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Guest checked out in the middle of the night due to "giant black spiders with white spots". All we found was four bags of their garbage.

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Things on my arm.

Camper buys a Canadian flag, and Staff accidentally places the end of the flag on his arm when putting it down on the counter.

Camper: Do you think I like things being put on my arm?

Staff: ... yes.

Camper: ... well, you're right.

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Phones on tent sites

Customer on phone: Hi, can you connect me to room 119?

Staff: .... this is a campground, and 119 is a tent site...

Customer: Oh.... okay bye.

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More money

Customer: How much are the slushies?

Staff: They're $2.50.

Customer: Okay. I have twenty-five cents.

Staff: ... okay. You need two dollars and twenty-five cents more then.

Customer: Oh......

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The Million Dollar Question

Staff: Hey, JrBossman2, I'm sorry, but a camper just called and said that someone had peed all over the floor in the men's bathroom at the back.

JrBossman2: ... I just cleaned in there! I was there 15 minutes go!!

Staff: Well, he JUST called... he said there was pee all over the floor, and it was disgusting.

JrBossman2: Why? Why would someone do that?

Staff: I... don't know.

JrBossman2: Why would you do that?

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Okay, if I go here, and I gotta poop, I gotta make a fast run.

Customer looking at park map, trying to decide where they want to camp