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Teddy was pissed, and for good reason. Slamming their phone down on the mess hall table, they turned to David angrily. They’d been idly scrolling through a Wikipedia article while eating as was their wont, and had stumbled onto the dreaded Mars Climate Orbiter.
“Okay, so, get this. They had a fucking, a fucking conversion error on the probe launch. Like, some idiot forgot to convert from metric to imperial, and it--it worked about as well as you’d expect!”
As they ranted, their lips pulled back, exposing a canine sharper than any human’s should be.
“It’s basic fucking practice to use metric.”











