#can'twriteforshit

[taroyuhhh]

Guys please please here me out. Like stalker demon ml who wants her soul because it radiates like a crazy aura x a girl who can sense he's stalking her because she's a fallen angel who's been stripped of her wings and wants to see how far he'll go.

So its basically js one big cat and mouse game to her while he's getting so frustrated he can't figure out how she keeps stopping his attempts to kill her.

Some one who can actually write please make this a fan fic or something 😭 🙏.

[cocaine-pudding]

It's better to have been drunk than to have never drank before.

I just wrote a song about getting drunk. it's really bad and has poor rhyme but yeah.

Sometimes it's hard to know what you're feeling You get so pissed, so you think you should be leaving out those double doors. 

you came out with three ten pound notes  and you're thinking , "where the fuck did all that go?"

When you look down you see your lace is undone  and you've got some prick checking out your bum  You think to yourself "well isn't this fun?" Then the music stops and they cut off all the power "how on earth were we dancing for 4 bloody hours?"

And your feet are killing and you're absolutely freezing Whilst wasted teenagers start their teasing  about that gaping hole... in your tights. 

You look at your mate and she's passed out  phone in her, hand doing a stupid pout.  Although you promised your mum you were just going for a few

you know it's okay to tell a lie or two.

because It's better to have been drunk, than to have never drank before.