#canadaproblems

[fandomsliverentfreeinmybrain]

[acid-point]

Calgary winters get so dry I often look like a fuckin' meth head with how cracked my mouth is and how badly I break out everywhere and then everything is fuckin' itchy as shit.

[onepersonfriendgroup]

Every day is out of touch Thursday when you're listening to Ontario today

[onepersonfriendgroup]

At work when a kid(7?) came up to the cash, looked at me and said ".... are you a man?!"

Me(32, transgender, tired) "sure am!"

Kid "you know because you sound like you could be a man OR a woman!"

Kid's mom "You are so full of OBSERVATIONS today!" *Smiles like she's being held hostage*

Me *at work so actually being held hostage* SPEAKING OF WHICH KID have you seen that there's A MAN ON THE LOONIE

*pulls the new Charles loonie out of the cash and hands it to the kid *

Aside to mom "what's next a man president?!?!? ahahahaha haha haaaaa too soon I'm so sorry "

[onepersonfriendgroup]

Trying to write an angry letter to the mayor like

Dear mayor Patterson, city councillors, city officials, people who think they're immune to misfortune, interns who are responsible for screening these emails, development company shills, and people who are probably too old for this shit,

What's the rationale here guys?

[onepersonfriendgroup]

Sometimes I just lose it thinking about all these fucking truckers who are like "there should be freedom, the government shouldn't tell us what to do or how we should cross the border!" but 100% haven't even suggested we should just abolish national borders

[onepersonfriendgroup]

Puppy wipeout

[onepersonfriendgroup]

I don't know what the bay thinks I'm into... but if I was into those things, I can assure you, the bay would not be where I would shop for them