@charlesirons
clapping his hand on the other man’s shoulder, theo loudly announced his presence. “dude i am so stoked we’re finally working together.” under his breath he added, “someone must’ve seen my vlog.” aka his series of increasingly unintelligible youtube videos where theo pointed out that he and charles had nearly identical perfectly sculpted asses (in his opinion)--and really, hollywood, WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING ON THIS??? “so i know usually it’s just stunts but as i tried to bring up to the director i am totally willing to stand in for your nude scenes too.” theo aggressively shook the hand he still had on charles’ shoulder. “i’d do that for you, man. still owe you for those sick hoops.” and all the good fortune that those sick hoops had brought him. RIP randy wherever the fuck she was these days. “anyway. i know there aren’t a lot of stunt scenes but i like to do things right so i’m gonna chill with you for a bit and get your vibe down, right?? your mojo?? so it’s all seamless on the big screen--when i’m being kicked out a window or ran over or whatever. honestly i didn’t really read my contract.” it was better that way, everything was a surprise!