#candentilucy

[graysonflyn-blog]

txt - "n0 of cours im nt fvbking drunk!!" \\ txt - "why the fuck did you do that?" \\ txt - "i won't fucking apologise." \\ txt - "did you actually fucking do that?" \\ txt - "are you fucking drunk right now?" \\ txt - "did you fuck him/her?" || ♋ ✉ ☀ ❤ ❝❞

txt - "n0 of cours im nt fvbking drunk!!"

[text]: Yeah, I don’t know what I was thinking[text]: You’ve never been more sober

txt - "why the fuck did you do that?"

[text]: I DON’T KNOW[text]: It’s like ideas pop in my head and I just DO them[text]: IT’S NOT LIKE I THINK ABOUT THINGS

txt - "i won't fucking apologise."

[text]: Yeah not like I expected one

txt - "did you actually fucking do that?"

[text]: I actually fucking did[text]: Was it a good idea? No. [text]: Did I do it anyways? Yes.

txt - "are you fucking drunk right now?"

[text]: it’s 1pm on a tuesday[text]: of course im drunk

txt - "did you fuck him/her?"

[text]: a little bit

send ♋ for a fucking sext

[text]: I’m not 100% sure how to do this so[text]: What are you wearing??

send ✉ for a un fucking sent text

[text]: Sometimes I wonder what you’d say if I told you I was dead[text]: You’d probably think I was fucking crazy

send ☀ for a good fucking morning text

[text]: wtf it’s like 10am why am I awake[text]: is this your fault??

send ❤ for an i fucking love you text

[text]: Next time you get that drunk, call me. I’ll pick you up.

send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text

[text]: So I need a favor. And before I say anything I wanna go ahead and clear up the situation. Like it’s not my fault, okay, the guy’s an ass. Anyone who’s met him knows he’s an ass. He probably gets punched three times a week because he’s an ass. And he’s just got like this face, you know? His face is so annoying. It’s the worst fucking face. Like what the fuck. Anyone would have hit him. He’s lucky I just punched him.[text]: So, in summary, can you pick me up at the police station?

[graysonflyn-blog]

ALL THE TEXT MEMES ♥

WOW okay

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

[text]: Please don’t text me before noon wtf  

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

[text]: Do you believe in all this curse shit?

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

[text]: SOS EMERGENCY [text]: STOP DRINKING AND SAVE ME

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[text]: HONESTLY u probalyl could drink meu nder the table[text]: i dont know HOW but I feel like you could

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

[text]: Just saying, all you’d have to do is ask.

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[text]: I think I saw the same pigeon twice today. That’s how small this town is.

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[text]: How the fuck could you leave me alone at the bar?[text]: If you didn’t want to come out, you should’ve told me.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[text]: What are you doing tonight?[text]: I’m going to the bar. Meet me?

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[text]: fuck fuck fuck fuck[text]: can I come over? can we go somewhere?[text]: there’s this guy shooting uns or fireworks or something i just[text]: I need to go somewhere.

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[text]: I’m here for you, you know that?[text]: Even if there’s no whiskey involved.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[text]: Is your sister the one who works in that shop thing?[text]: She looks like you.

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[text]: GUESS WHO JUST FOUND $20 IN THE GROUND???[text]: DRINKS ARE ON ME TONIGHT!

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[text]: FUCK you[text]: Wait not you[text]: I mean unless you’re offering

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[text]: Do you think people get what they deserve?[text]: Did I?

[eleanorxdubois-blog]

✉ ❤ ☾ ✔ ✂ ❝❞ ♋ ☢

send ✉ for a un fucking sent text

[unsent text]: I’ve done a lot of screwed up shit in my life, but you pretended to have cancer. 

[unsent text]: That’s not even a one way ticket to hell, it’s a VIP seat in the first class cabin.

send ❤ for an i fucking love you text

[text]: You’re not the worst person I’ve ever met.

[text]: I mean that.

send ☾ for a good fucking night text

[text]: Read 1:13 AM

send ✔ for a yes of course you fucking can text

[text]: Why would you even ask??? When have I turned down free liquor???

send ✂ for a fucking lying text

[text]: I’m fine.

[text]: I'd just rather be alone right now.

send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text

[text]: Why are you letting Clara hold you back? You’re so young, you could leave this place and start completely new yet you stick around. And for what? Her? She’s a grown adult who can manage on her own just fine, lord knows I was doing it at her age. Spread your wings, get out of Bentley, and reinvent yourself. Don’t come back for your own sake.

send ♋ for a fucking sext

[text]: I fucking knew you wanted to see me naked.

[text]: I’ll let Damien know you’re in.

send ☢ for a fucking drunken text

[text]: whooooooooooooooooo

[text]: I ast on my phon e

[eleanorxdubois-blog]

txt - "where the fucking hell are you?" // txt - "i'm going to fucking kill you." // txt - "why the fuck did you say that?" // txt - "seriously, what the actual fuck?" // txt - "you're fucking beautiful." // txt - "n0 of cours im nt fvbking drunk!!" // txt - "fuck, that wasnt meant for you."

txt - "where the fucking hell are you?" 

[text]: Sitting on my couch with a mojito.

[text]: Ohhhhh that’s right I was supposed to pick you up.

[text]: Well this is awkward... I have wet nails and you’re an inconvenient distance away. 

[text]: Do you have the Uber app?

txt - "i'm going to fucking kill you." 

[text]: I mean, you can try. 

[text]: It would be a waste of this face though.

txt - "why the fuck did you say that?" 

[text]: Because I could and because it was funny.

txt - "seriously, what the actual fuck?" 

[text]: Why does everyone keep saying that? 

txt - "you're fucking beautiful." 

[text]: Thanks, but I own a mirror. I have several actually.

[text]: I also have a strong genetic code which would make for stunning children were I not so unbelievably appalled at the concept of spawn.

txt - "n0 of cours im nt fvbking drunk!!" 

[text]: Hmm.

[text]: That’s not very convincing. I’m going to need you to recite Hamlet to be sure.

txt - "fuck, that wasnt meant for you."

[text]: Yikes. And now I’ve obtained leverage over you.

[text]: Unfortunate thing that.

[damixns]

✆✉⁇✿ø&♀ all the memes bc yes

y u do this to me but all da memes

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

[text]: i know you’re at the bar. i know el is with you[text]: tell her to get back here

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

[text]: poor clara[text]: poor naive innocent clara[text]: she’s just looking to get hurt

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

[text]: get me el now[text]: i need her[text]: NOW

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[text]: im jus goona elave[text]: tell el if you sesee her plsease

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

[text]: if el’s in, i’m in

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[text]: el said you had alcohol?[text]: i’m crashing your girl’s night

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[text]: you’re naive[text]: this bold front is going to collapse in on itself[text]: and you’ll be left weak

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[text]: naming a kid talon is fucking asking for trouble

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[text]: you don’t understand[text]: if talon’s back, i can’t[text]: i need to leave

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[text]: i’m growing awfully fond of you[text]: maybe i won’t kill your sister.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[text]: why have you stuck with clara so long?[text]: you don’t have anything in common with her besides blood

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[text]: crashing girl’s night again

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[text]: don’t do this to me[text]: no i love you’s[text]: i’ll kill you before i say it[text]: that wasn’t meant for you

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[text]: clara’s gone

[eleanorxdubois-blog]

?? ✘ # % ツ

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[text]: whothe fuck is this

[text]: seriosluy who ru 

[text]: blocked : )

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[text]: I literally do not care about you or your life. If you choked on your dinner and died tonight I would just shrug my shoulders and carry on with my evening. You are NOTHING.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[text]: There is nothing better than a great pair of shoes. A gal could kill a man in the right kitten heels.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[text]: No idea whose number this is, but if you had to pick: classic or modern? 

[text]: No other context. Just choose one.

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[text]: This girl just threatened me and now I have a legit reason to claw her face off rather than being annoyed by how unappealing it is!!!! 

[corianderwhittle-blog]

"I'm saying sorry first. I'm saying sorry last. I'm saying sorry for the future, but mainly for the past. I'm sorry that I wasn't there for you, and I'm sorry for not listening when you needed it the most." I don't deserve your forgiveness, yet it's all that I desire. I won't stop until I have your trust again, my dear Coriander.

"Please stop. Wounds don’t heal if you keep pulling them back open. Poetry isn’t going to fix this, Lucy. If you want something that simple and someone who’ll trust you after a couple of rhymes, try Tinder. I hear the all the kids are using it these days. Maybe you’ll find someone there that’ll be what you want.”

[corianderwhittle-blog]

"If roses were red and violets could be blue, i'd take us away to a place just for two. You'd see my true colors and all that I felt, i'd see that you could love me and nobody else."

“Y-yeah, well, we’re in the real world. Where you...betrayed my trust.