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Figuratively shouts from the rooftop that I love my wife @candiiied / @fakehelper
Dark Horse // Liability featuring Sobb bc we are great at naming ships accurately !!
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@candiiied They entered the room together arm in arm only to be met with all the bustling and laughing and loud noise that was to be expected of a party of this size, though it seemed louder to Robb than normal. As stressed and busy as they had been at work lately--and in preparing for this social event he was “required” to be at and had begged her to attend with him--Robb had failed to check the moon cycle and did not realize that the reason everything smelled stronger, sounded louder, was because when the sun set, it would be a full moon, and the wolf inside him was already settling in.
Cameras clicked rapid fire in the doorway and would surely be in the local paper by the next morning. At this rate, Robb would have to raise Sawyer’s salary so much he’d likely go broke before it was ever enough. Was it inappropriate to tell her she looked beautiful, he wondered, for she did, and yet he still expected to be struck down with magic at any second. “Do you want a drink?” he asked her, eyeing the bar across the room.
Anything but me
A supernatural AU featuring Robb Stark as the werewolf environmental lawyer and Sawyer Bishop (@candiiied ) as his witchy secretary.
💔for sawyer bc i'm fuckin terrible!
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Our muses in a hostage situation together @fakehelper
They had been tied back to back in an empty warehouse of a building–dirty, concrete walls dripping from exploded pipes, echoing ceilings: the sort of place no one would hear you scream. Or bicker with your sometimes-one-night-stand (or three, or four nights…) and full-time assistant. “I would like to remind you that if you cut off my hands, I cannot sign your pay checks,” Robb mumbled, closing his eyes as he waited for Sawyer to magic the binds off of them. His idea–for them to wiggle their way into the middle of the room until they could reach the beam of moonlight streaming through the window so that he might shift and break them out that way–had been equally dangerous, but this one required far more trust, far more placing his life (or at least his bound hands) in her, well, hands.
After they were free, however? Well, that was the easy part. As it turned out, a witch and a werewolf actually made quite a good team, fighting their kidnappers and depositing them on the front steps of the police department–far better a fighting team than a legal team, anyway. “We should be superheroes,” Robb said because when it was this dark out he couldn’t see her glare, and doubted she’d curse him out in the world with too many witnesses around.
( text ) : this is what my life has come to. drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me /// ps he's the dog
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( text ): It’s not MY fault you didn’t want to go to the after party. I told you about those perfectly nice girls who were going to take us out for food and drinks, but you said no.
( text ): In my defense, I told you it was a bad idea to hang out with me at the full moon. And while I do not remember anything, I am 99% sure I only broke two bottles.
( text ) : was it really necessary to use the leash?
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Hey don’t talk about my wife that way. You’re the best. Here you go!