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REASONS TO LOVE HALLOWEEN
It is the only holiday that supports hoarding candy in a pillowcase.
It's socially acceptable to dress your dog up and parade him around at a costume contest, where he's going to beat the snot out of all those other losers.
The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror reruns.
Trying to figure out whether the Brooklyn mustache/shorts combination is a Village People costume--or just standard dress.
An evening on the stoop with a bottle of wine and a bucket full of butterfingers is an evening well spent.
Revisiting Jack Handy's The Legend of Me.
The drudgery of shopping at CVS is finally broken, if only for a month, by the Halloween aisle.
My Brett Michaels costume from 2008.
Pumpkin carving...And pretty much anything else having to do with pumpkins.
Those tiny Kit Kat bars--man, you really can't eat just one.