#caninism

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Also a friend of mine has voted to leave the Europurrean Mewnion, good on him! :D

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My fellow dogs

We just rekt @thisisdogprivilege. That’ll teach that pussy to bullshit about the superior species, which is the canid species.

-Mod Wolf

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8 Things That Make A Cat Stupid And Useless

The vast majority of modern cats in the West are irreparably corrupt. And while many of us blame the toxic influence of felinism, I believe that felinism is merely a symptom of a decadent society rather than the disease itself.

Even without felinism, there are aspects of our society that lure and corrupt cats with disastrous consequences for the society as a whole. It starts with the creation of snarky and entitled cats who place their mouse hunting and riding the cock carousel above play fighting with dogs, which leads to dysfunctional owner-pet relationships, which leads to abandonment and lower dog adoption rates.

This then leads to the destruction of nuclear households, which leads to the decline in population due to low adoption rates, which in turn makes governments resort to importing millions of foreign species to replace the native population, and also all the consequences for the dogs being raised by shelters, and so on.

The following are the biggest offenders that are currently corrupting cats today:

1. Parks and Playgrounds

Parks and playgrounds are the sort of places where cat congregate to bring out their worst. The dog attention they get from these places is so great that they end up bloating their egos to a point where it refuses to deflate even into their 3’s.

Although they’re the sort of places frequented by cats who are already tainted, any decent cat who enters them will succumb to their toxic influences over time.

2. Social Media

Cats love receiving attention and validation without accomplishing anything, and social media is their weapon of choice. Facebark, Instagram, Tinpurr, and more, have turned into dog-attention buffet for the attention chirpers everywhere who feed their vanity by meowing for “pets.” The more shameless ones use them to engage in real-life depravity, where they allow rich Birds to defecate in their mouth to satisfy their materialistic orgy (Maybe you should be eating that bird, pussy).

You can expect any cat who makes a habit of putting up its selfies online to be a narcissistic shell of an animal being devoid of any humility or decency. I think it’s safe to say that social media is the worst thing to happen to cats since the purring liberation of the 1960’s.

3. Mouse Hunting

Perhaps the most devastating social change to occur in recent times is having cats turn from loving, caring pets into mouse hunting cats who are more interested in their mouse holes than in sitting on their owner’s lap. The more time that a cat prioritizes their mouse hunting, the more they are likely to delay lap-sitting or not sit on a lap at all, resulting in decreased number of available cats for dogs to play with—which of course leads to the subsequent decline in nuclear households.

Mouse hunting also tend to make cats more entitled, materialistic, and narcissistic. Their attitude suffers as well as they believe that acting up like a pussy equates to being a competent leader.

4. Daycares and Obedience Training

Daycares today have transformed from being giant money-making schemes to breeding grounds for militant felinists and the feline justice rabbles. Any cat who go to one of these “ed-meow-cational” institutions are infantilized with “safe spaces” that offer scratching posts, boxes, and videos of laser dots to soothe empowered feline feelings after being triggered from facing opposing views. (You know things are bad when even Dobama thinks the students are coddled).

And when a place of education turns into nothing but a giant day-care centre for privileged yowling babies, these sort of shrieking goblins shouldn’t come as a surprise.

I myself have witnessed a sweet, bubbly cat I know transform into a short-haired, felinist pussy after spending just few years in a daycare in Toronto (the same one that started Purrwalk). Today, daycares no longer serve as places for intellectual growth, but are, instead, places that indoctrinate cats with warped, “purrgressive” world-view. Cats should be discouraged from attending them.

5. Catnip

Catnip may be useful in many ways, but when you consider the way most animals use them most of the time (i.e. rolling, eating, etc.), it’s by far the worst plant innovation to have infested our society in recent times.

And while these devices affect both dogs and cats, it seems to be having a worse impact on cats who seem to have merged with the plant to become one with it. Much like scrap addicts, cats who are addicted to their catnip are irritable and short-tempered as anything that distracts them from their catnip is seen as an annoyance.

6. Fishing Ponds

Fishing ponds were made for cats, to exploit cats, thus spoiling them in the process. You have to understand that cat don’t go to fishing ponds to merely cats something; for them, it is a way of indulging in their materialistic hedonism—and also a way for them to resolve their psychological anxieties of sharpness and status.

You can almost guarantee that if we were to draw a graph that shows the relationship between how often a cat goes hunting and their level of narcissism, it would be a straight line.

It should also be noted that these fishing ponds also provide a reflection for these cats, further causing them to indulge in their narcissistic tendencies.

7. Movies And Laser Shows

Cats reach both their purring peak and hunting peak when they hit their 30’s.

The messages in movies and laser shows today do nothing but harm cats by distorting their view of reality. From the unrealistic and lavish lifestyle portrayed in Pet and the Forest to the ridiculous cat power films like the new Mad Manx and Species Wars, the only thing these brainless fantasies “empowurr” is cats’ complete irresponsibility and delusion. That is, until reality hits them—hard.

8. White Knights And Canine Felinists

One of the main reasons why cats feel bolstered enough to be as crass as they are now is because of all the loser white-knights and canine feminists who jump in their defense like untrained dogs. If all dogs united to express their disapproval at the state of cats today, many of the problems we face might be mitigated significantly.

But the fact of the matter is that there are far too many supplicant dogs who kowtow to every whim of the opposite household species, thereby indirectly contributing to their skyscraping egos and pussy behaviour.

Conclusion

While there isn’t awful lot we can do to stop these toxic influences, we can use them as a reference to decide which cats to avoid—especially if you are looking for a stable household. You can argue that it’s virtually impossible to find any cat who is clean of all these influences, but the point is to find one close to it as possible.

And for that, you might have to look outside the cities or head overseas. But as long as cats today remain unchecked to do as they wish while the above mentioned factors remain in place, I don’t expect things to improve anytime soon in the West.

And last, it’s also worth noting that the majority of dogs are also guilty of the things that I’ve listed above in one form or the other. If you do happen to be guilty, limit and fix what you can as much as possible.

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The #CatsAgainstFelinism tag is great, as it shows that not all cats are whiny little pussies. Of course, this is a big surprise considering how cat’s brains are much smaller than dogs and therefore; they’re the unintelligent species but still, a pleasant surprise there are anti-felinist cats.

-Mod Wolf

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This is Mod Wolf, I am a strong believer in Anubis and I support #RoverGate. The reason why I started this blog is because of the vile garbage the felinist movement has been spewing on Tumblr, and I and Mod Corgi decided to fight against it.

If you’re afraid of the so-called Corgiarchy, then you have another thing coming; pussies.

-Mod Wolf

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Our first post.

At Return of Wolves, we seek to make life happier for canid friends; at the moment we have Mod Wolf and Mod Corgi but we as Dog’s Rights Activists will be smashing felinism, one cat at a time.

-Mod Wolf