Sharleen and Sirius Incorrect Quotes
Bonus ones with Remus and Snape included:
Sharleen: Where are you going?
Sirius: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
Sharleen: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Sirius, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Sharleen: Sirius and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Sirius: Sentences.
Sharleen: Don't interrupt me.
Sharleen: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Sirius: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Sharleen: No! Four to five seconds!
Sirius: Too late!!!
*The squad is having dinner together*
Sharleen: Sirius, can you pass the salt?
Sirius: *Throws Remus across the table*
Sharleen: We need to get through this locked door. Sirius, give me your credit card.
Sirius: Here.
Sharleen, pocketing it: Thanks. Remus, kick down the door.
Sharleen, to Sirius: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Sirius, motioning to themself and Remus: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
Sharleen: You have to apologize to Sirius
Snape: Fine.
Snape: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
Sharleen: Dammit, Sirius!
Sirius: What?! It wasn’t me!
Sharleen: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, James!
James: Not me either.
Sharleen: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Remus: *whistles*
Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Sharleen: Shit.
Sirius: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
James: OH MY GOD REMUS FELL OFF!!!